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hellziggyHey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!
Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
Have fun, and amuse me!
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!
Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
Have fun, and amuse me!
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Date: 2006-02-26 11:50 pm (UTC)Angel, Spike, and Willow
(This would be one of those tough choices, because why would anyone want to throw any of them off the cliff??)
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Date: 2006-02-26 11:57 pm (UTC)Cliff-Angel. He'd just be brooding non-stop when I married Spike anyway
Shag-Willow. Cuz she's just adorable
Marry-Spike. A lifetime of hot Spike sex? Oh yeah!
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:29 am (UTC)Shag: Spike. Oh, the stamina of the undead...
Marry: Willow. The cutest, probably the most emotionally stable of the three too.
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Date: 2006-02-27 07:10 am (UTC)Cliff - Willow - Sorry Will, I have this silly preference for boys - not that I'd kick you out of bed if it weren't for the game!
Shag - Angel - So not fair, because I want both of them to sandwich me for all eternity - but if one has to go it'll be Angel. I can hold down the old brooding fort.
Marry - Spike - Someone please Vamp me fast so I can have this forever and always!
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Date: 2006-02-27 08:30 am (UTC)shag - spike
marry - angel. he's already my boyfriend. i think it's time for us to take the next step. :D
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:10 pm (UTC)Shag..Willow
Marry...Spike
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Date: 2006-02-26 11:54 pm (UTC)Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush
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Date: 2006-02-26 11:59 pm (UTC)shag-Bush Sr. It would be icky and I wouldn't like it but hopefully it would be over quickly because he's old, and maybe he'd give me a lot of money.
marry-Dubya. Just cuz I was married doesn't mean I'd have to put out, and as his wife I could order him around.
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Date: 2006-02-27 07:14 am (UTC)So -
Cliff - George W. - Good riddance to bad garbage!
Shag - George Sr. - Is it okay to vomit during the act, or maybe I could sedate myself.
Marry - Cheney - Get myself in the will, deliver my patented blow-job and *presto-chango*, I'm rich and single!
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:15 pm (UTC)Cliff-Shag-Marry
Date: 2006-02-27 01:31 am (UTC)Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein.
Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry
Date: 2006-02-27 01:46 am (UTC)Charles Manson is definitely the one to marry. He'll die in jail, so your safe.
So Jeffrey Dahmer is the one to shag. Hey, they say an element of danger can be erotic, so that would blow your mind. In a manner of speaking.
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:47 am (UTC)Hmmm...
Cliff-Manson. He's just beyond evil...
Shag-Dahmer. He goes for the gay boys and so wouldn't be able to get it up, thus letting me off the hook.
Marry-Gein. Just think of all the fancy furniture we could have!
Of course, the real life answer is cliff them all, too bad it's not allowed.
Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry
Date: 2006-02-27 07:24 am (UTC)Cliff - Ed Gein - because - well just no!
Shag - Jeffrey Dahmer - he was gay right, so hopefully it would be over pretty quick.
Marry - Manson - he's in jail, and as long as he stayed there we could be a very happy couple. (No conjugal visits - didn't sign on for that!)
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:47 am (UTC)OK, I couldn't think of a third Mel.
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:53 am (UTC)Shag Mel Gibson 'cuz he's the best looking of the lot and way too Catholic for me to deal with on a daily basis.
Marry Mel Brooks because at least he's funny, and there'd be a decent inheritance.
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Date: 2006-02-27 07:26 am (UTC)Shag - Mel Brooks - Hopefully he could tell me some jokes and help me get over the fact that he's old enough to be my grandfather.
Marry - Mel Gibson - I know he has issues, but I can still imagine him in the Road Warrior wearing all of that leather. *dies*
The Usual Suspects
Date: 2006-02-27 01:51 am (UTC)Gabriel Byrne
Benicio del Toro
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Date: 2006-02-27 02:27 am (UTC)Cliff - del Toro because even though he's a good actor the way he looks just kinda creeps me out!
Shag - Gabriel Byrne. And I'd make him wear the priest outfit from Stigmata because he looked hot in that (and I think I am now going to hell...)
Marry - Spacey. He's talented and I think he might be fun to hang out with. Also, I'd get to attend lots of cool Oscar parties with him.
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Date: 2006-02-27 07:29 am (UTC)Shag - Gabriel Byrne - Love the accent, but he's getting pretty squidgy looking.
Marry - Benicio Del Toro - Because I'm a freak and I love weird guys and he's so fucking dark and sexy!
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:20 pm (UTC)Shag-Spacey
Marry-Byrne (I've been infatuated with him since highschool)
Oh Captain, My Captain
Date: 2006-02-27 02:10 am (UTC)Picard
Janeway
Re: Oh Captain, My Captain
Date: 2006-02-27 02:17 am (UTC)Cliff-Janeway. Can't listen to that voice
Shag-Kirk. I could put up with it just once, but only if he promised to sing his Julius Caesar song while doing it
Marry-Picard. No brainer... I have Patrick Stewart on my list of five! He can Make It So any day!!
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Date: 2006-02-27 02:18 am (UTC)Scottie
Dr. McCoy
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Date: 2006-02-27 03:08 am (UTC)Clff: Dr. McCoy - Sadly, I just want the other two more, and he'd fight with my husband.
Shag: Scottie - Ay. We'd be out drinkin' first. And I betcha he looks good in a kilt.
Marry: Spock, of course. Sexy geek boys are the best.
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Date: 2006-02-27 02:19 am (UTC)Lieutenant Data
Ensign Wesley Crusher
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Date: 2006-02-27 02:26 am (UTC)Shag -- Riker, he's just not interesting enough to do it more than once.
Marry -- Data. Except he'd have to get rid of the cat.
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