Amuse me!

[hellziggy]

Hey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!

Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Have fun, and amuse me!

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

cliff-Cheney. Because he's evil.
shag-Bush Sr. It would be icky and I wouldn't like it but hopefully it would be over quickly because he's old, and maybe he'd give me a lot of money.
marry-Dubya. Just cuz I was married doesn't mean I'd have to put out, and as his wife I could order him around.

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Cliff -- Dubya, because it does the whole world a favour.

Shag -- Cheney, because he's one arrhythmia away from death.

Marry -- Bush Sr, because he's not going to last very long, and that'd be one hell of an inheritance.

Credit to dibsy for helping me refine the dastardly plan.

[mle292.livejournal.com]

I'm just not going to be able to top that.
Yeah, what kniblet said.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I'm just not so sure that Cheney is so close to death. I don't think he has a human heart anymore. After all, the 9/11 attack didn't kill him, I'm not sure that sex could...
Besides, he'd probably just drink the blood of babies and regenerate...