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hellziggyHey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!
Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
Have fun, and amuse me!
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!
Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
Have fun, and amuse me!
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(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-26 11:50 pm (UTC)Angel, Spike, and Willow
(This would be one of those tough choices, because why would anyone want to throw any of them off the cliff??)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-26 11:54 pm (UTC)Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush
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Date: 2006-02-26 11:57 pm (UTC)Cliff-Angel. He'd just be brooding non-stop when I married Spike anyway
Shag-Willow. Cuz she's just adorable
Marry-Spike. A lifetime of hot Spike sex? Oh yeah!
(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-26 11:59 pm (UTC)shag-Bush Sr. It would be icky and I wouldn't like it but hopefully it would be over quickly because he's old, and maybe he'd give me a lot of money.
marry-Dubya. Just cuz I was married doesn't mean I'd have to put out, and as his wife I could order him around.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 01:28 am (UTC)Shag -- Cheney, because he's one arrhythmia away from death.
Marry -- Bush Sr, because he's not going to last very long, and that'd be one hell of an inheritance.
Credit to
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:29 am (UTC)Shag: Spike. Oh, the stamina of the undead...
Marry: Willow. The cutest, probably the most emotionally stable of the three too.
Cliff-Shag-Marry
Date: 2006-02-27 01:31 am (UTC)Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 01:32 am (UTC)Yeah, what
Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry
Date: 2006-02-27 01:46 am (UTC)Charles Manson is definitely the one to marry. He'll die in jail, so your safe.
So Jeffrey Dahmer is the one to shag. Hey, they say an element of danger can be erotic, so that would blow your mind. In a manner of speaking.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 01:47 am (UTC)OK, I couldn't think of a third Mel.
Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry
Date: 2006-02-27 01:47 am (UTC)Hmmm...
Cliff-Manson. He's just beyond evil...
Shag-Dahmer. He goes for the gay boys and so wouldn't be able to get it up, thus letting me off the hook.
Marry-Gein. Just think of all the fancy furniture we could have!
Of course, the real life answer is cliff them all, too bad it's not allowed.
The Usual Suspects
Date: 2006-02-27 01:51 am (UTC)Gabriel Byrne
Benicio del Toro
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:53 am (UTC)Shag Mel Gibson 'cuz he's the best looking of the lot and way too Catholic for me to deal with on a daily basis.
Marry Mel Brooks because at least he's funny, and there'd be a decent inheritance.
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Date: 2006-02-27 01:57 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 01:58 am (UTC)Cliff -- Mel Gibson, because he's a rightwing virtual neo-Nazi fuckwit.
Shag -- Melman the Giraffe, because he's the cutest of the three
Marry -- Mel Brookes so that my parents could finally have the Jewish son-in-law they've always wanted.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 01:59 am (UTC)Btw I friended you. And Mle292, just coz you're both seem so lovely.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 02:04 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 02:06 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-02-27 02:06 am (UTC)Oh Captain, My Captain
Date: 2006-02-27 02:10 am (UTC)Picard
Janeway
Re: Oh Captain, My Captain
Date: 2006-02-27 02:17 am (UTC)Cliff-Janeway. Can't listen to that voice
Shag-Kirk. I could put up with it just once, but only if he promised to sing his Julius Caesar song while doing it
Marry-Picard. No brainer... I have Patrick Stewart on my list of five! He can Make It So any day!!
check out my next comment for more Star Trek goodness
Star Trek: The Original Series
Date: 2006-02-27 02:18 am (UTC)Scottie
Dr. McCoy
Star Trek: The Next Generation
Date: 2006-02-27 02:19 am (UTC)Lieutenant Data
Ensign Wesley Crusher
Re: Oh Captain, My Captain
Date: 2006-02-27 02:22 am (UTC)In the end, Archer just made it too damn easy.
Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation
Date: 2006-02-27 02:26 am (UTC)Shag -- Riker, he's just not interesting enough to do it more than once.
Marry -- Data. Except he'd have to get rid of the cat.