Amuse me!

[hellziggy]

Hey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!

Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Have fun, and amuse me!

Comments

Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Commander Riker

Lieutenant Data

Ensign Wesley Crusher

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Cliff -- Wesley Crusher, the little twerp's just begging for it.

Shag -- Riker, he's just not interesting enough to do it more than once.

Marry -- Data. Except he'd have to get rid of the cat.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Get rid of Spot? How could you?

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

The alternative is sneezing for all eternity.

Plus, I might have to touch it.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that in the Next Gen future there is a cure for allergies. And it's him, not it!!

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'd have probably gone the same route on those three.

But what if it was Wil Wheaton, Jonathan Frakes, and Brent Spiner??

Then I'd
Cliff - Frakes. Boring, does nothing for me.
Shag - Spiner. He's a bit more interesting, I could do him once.
Marry - Wheaton. He's smart, talented, funny, and a heck of a great father.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

I don't think I know enough about any of them to decide.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Except he'd have to get rid of the cat.

O.O

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Wesley. Obviously. Urk.
Shag - Riker. I keep telling you all, I can be quick.
Marry - Data. Remember, he has an off switch.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Riker - Hated him from the moment I saw him. Did no one else notice that he walked with his neck bent over at an odd angle and also like he had a huge stick in his ass? My sister and I used to actually refer to his condition as "Riker Neck".
Shag - Crusher - Hopefully it would be over fast, because wasn't he like 12?
Marry - Data - I bet an android could go like forever, and if he got really irritating - doesn't he have an off switch?