Amuse me!

[hellziggy]

Hey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!

Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Have fun, and amuse me!

Comments

Oh Captain, My Captain

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Kirk
Picard
Janeway

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Aw fuck, you had to go with Janeway instead of Scott Bakula's captain? That little detail kept Kirk from getting cliffed.

Cliff-Janeway. Can't listen to that voice
Shag-Kirk. I could put up with it just once, but only if he promised to sing his Julius Caesar song while doing it
Marry-Picard. No brainer... I have Patrick Stewart on my list of five! He can Make It So any day!!

check out my next comment for more Star Trek goodness

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

I thought long and hard on Janeway vs Archer, weighing all the pros and cons.

In the end, Archer just made it too damn easy.

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Cliff-Janeway. Can't listen to that voice

Ohhh, I am so with you on this! I've been saying that for years. It is soooo nice to know I'm not alone on that.

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

OK. So you've cliffed Janeway. You still have to decide which to shag and which to marry.

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

I'm going for...

Kirk gets tossed off a cliff because, well, he's such a tosser.
Janeway for the shag. What can I say, I can be reeeal quick. Just ask kniblet.
So, of course I'm marrying Picard. We having matching hairdos, which is awfully cute.

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

oooh. Poor kniblet. Quick isn't always a good thing...

Poor Kniblet

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

I think there may have been a measure of humour in dibsy's description of his ... er ... stamina.

FWIW, there are women on three continents, and men on two, who lust after my dibsy. It's not unwarranted, either. ;-)

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Janeway - She was Extremely irritating.
Shag - Kirk - Secret crush on him when I was about 8 or 9 (Shh, please don't tell anyone).
Marry - Picard - Because he's just damn yummmy and the accent is so OMG!!!

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Yes, Picard = yummy!
My list of 5 has had Picard on it FOREVER (even if he is old enough to be my father...)

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

See, my daughter has no idea what she's talking about - Alex Kapranos is not "The Hot Sex", Picard is the "The Hot Sex"!

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hey, you were the one in charge of her formative years. Lack of knowledge of "The Hot Sex" would be your fault.

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Oh it was a calculated move on my part, as long as she doesn't know about the true and real "Hot Sex" boys - I will never have to share them.

Yes, even a mother's love is selfish when it comes to the hotties!