Amuse me!

[hellziggy]

Hey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!

Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Have fun, and amuse me!

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

We'll start with one near & dear to my heart. *grin*
Angel, Spike, and Willow

(This would be one of those tough choices, because why would anyone want to throw any of them off the cliff??)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

And my answers to this one...

Cliff-Angel. He'd just be brooding non-stop when I married Spike anyway
Shag-Willow. Cuz she's just adorable
Marry-Spike. A lifetime of hot Spike sex? Oh yeah!

[mle292.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Angel. If I have to lose one, it'll be the one who gets cranky the most, I suppose.
Shag: Spike. Oh, the stamina of the undead...
Marry: Willow. The cutest, probably the most emotionally stable of the three too.

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

OMG! This is what I get for spending the entire day writing - I miss everything good. I LOVE this game!!!!

Cliff - Willow - Sorry Will, I have this silly preference for boys - not that I'd kick you out of bed if it weren't for the game!
Shag - Angel - So not fair, because I want both of them to sandwich me for all eternity - but if one has to go it'll be Angel. I can hold down the old brooding fort.
Marry - Spike - Someone please Vamp me fast so I can have this forever and always!

[girlpire.livejournal.com]

cliff - willow
shag - spike
marry - angel. he's already my boyfriend. i think it's time for us to take the next step. :D

[lucky13charm.livejournal.com]

Cliff..Angel

Shag..Willow

Marry...Spike

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

An evil one:

Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

cliff-Cheney. Because he's evil.
shag-Bush Sr. It would be icky and I wouldn't like it but hopefully it would be over quickly because he's old, and maybe he'd give me a lot of money.
marry-Dubya. Just cuz I was married doesn't mean I'd have to put out, and as his wife I could order him around.

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

First, the thought of any of them makes me want to hurl.

So -

Cliff - George W. - Good riddance to bad garbage!
Shag - George Sr. - Is it okay to vomit during the act, or maybe I could sedate myself.
Marry - Cheney - Get myself in the will, deliver my patented blow-job and *presto-chango*, I'm rich and single!

[lucky13charm.livejournal.com]

Wow....that IS an evil one...and I would have to agree with you on this one as well!

Cliff-Shag-Marry

[mle292.livejournal.com]

Excuse me, I watched Dead Alive last night.

Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein.

Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

OK, Ed Gein goes off the cliff. Anyone who they based both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Psycho on is too damn creepy to live.

Charles Manson is definitely the one to marry. He'll die in jail, so your safe.

So Jeffrey Dahmer is the one to shag. Hey, they say an element of danger can be erotic, so that would blow your mind. In a manner of speaking.

Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Wow. Evil!

Hmmm...

Cliff-Manson. He's just beyond evil...
Shag-Dahmer. He goes for the gay boys and so wouldn't be able to get it up, thus letting me off the hook.
Marry-Gein. Just think of all the fancy furniture we could have!

Of course, the real life answer is cliff them all, too bad it's not allowed.

Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Why did I want to play this game again?

Cliff - Ed Gein - because - well just no!
Shag - Jeffrey Dahmer - he was gay right, so hopefully it would be over pretty quick.
Marry - Manson - he's in jail, and as long as he stayed there we could be a very happy couple. (No conjugal visits - didn't sign on for that!)

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

So, as a random three, Mel Gibson, Mel Brooks and Melman the Giraffe from the film Madagascar.

OK, I couldn't think of a third Mel.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I'd have to cliff Melman, cuz I don't do bestiality.
Shag Mel Gibson 'cuz he's the best looking of the lot and way too Catholic for me to deal with on a daily basis.
Marry Mel Brooks because at least he's funny, and there'd be a decent inheritance.

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Melman - Sorry, sweetie, you're a giraffe and I just don't go there - but you are very cute!
Shag - Mel Brooks - Hopefully he could tell me some jokes and help me get over the fact that he's old enough to be my grandfather.
Marry - Mel Gibson - I know he has issues, but I can still imagine him in the Road Warrior wearing all of that leather. *dies*

The Usual Suspects

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Kevin Spacey
Gabriel Byrne
Benicio del Toro

Re: The Usual Suspects

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

For this one...

Cliff - del Toro because even though he's a good actor the way he looks just kinda creeps me out!
Shag - Gabriel Byrne. And I'd make him wear the priest outfit from Stigmata because he looked hot in that (and I think I am now going to hell...)
Marry - Spacey. He's talented and I think he might be fun to hang out with. Also, I'd get to attend lots of cool Oscar parties with him.

Re: The Usual Suspects

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Kevin Spacey - 2 reasons, 1)I prefer to be the one who knows everything 2)I believe he's gay and may not deliver the proper quantity of shagging.
Shag - Gabriel Byrne - Love the accent, but he's getting pretty squidgy looking.
Marry - Benicio Del Toro - Because I'm a freak and I love weird guys and he's so fucking dark and sexy!

Re: The Usual Suspects

[lucky13charm.livejournal.com]

Cliff-del Toro

Shag-Spacey

Marry-Byrne (I've been infatuated with him since highschool)

Oh Captain, My Captain

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Kirk
Picard
Janeway

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Aw fuck, you had to go with Janeway instead of Scott Bakula's captain? That little detail kept Kirk from getting cliffed.

Cliff-Janeway. Can't listen to that voice
Shag-Kirk. I could put up with it just once, but only if he promised to sing his Julius Caesar song while doing it
Marry-Picard. No brainer... I have Patrick Stewart on my list of five! He can Make It So any day!!

check out my next comment for more Star Trek goodness

Star Trek: The Original Series

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Spock

Scottie

Dr. McCoy

Re: Star Trek: The Original Series

[mle292.livejournal.com]

You had to go and include my elementary school crush in one of 'em...

Clff: Dr. McCoy - Sadly, I just want the other two more, and he'd fight with my husband.

Shag: Scottie - Ay. We'd be out drinkin' first. And I betcha he looks good in a kilt.

Marry: Spock, of course. Sexy geek boys are the best.

Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Commander Riker

Lieutenant Data

Ensign Wesley Crusher

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Cliff -- Wesley Crusher, the little twerp's just begging for it.

Shag -- Riker, he's just not interesting enough to do it more than once.

Marry -- Data. Except he'd have to get rid of the cat.