Amuse me!

[hellziggy]

Hey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!

Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Have fun, and amuse me!

Comments

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We'll start with one near & dear to my heart. *grin*
Angel, Spike, and Willow

(This would be one of those tough choices, because why would anyone want to throw any of them off the cliff??)

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An evil one:

Dick Cheney, George W. Bush, George H.W. Bush

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And my answers to this one...

Cliff-Angel. He'd just be brooding non-stop when I married Spike anyway
Shag-Willow. Cuz she's just adorable
Marry-Spike. A lifetime of hot Spike sex? Oh yeah!

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cliff-Cheney. Because he's evil.
shag-Bush Sr. It would be icky and I wouldn't like it but hopefully it would be over quickly because he's old, and maybe he'd give me a lot of money.
marry-Dubya. Just cuz I was married doesn't mean I'd have to put out, and as his wife I could order him around.

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Cliff -- Dubya, because it does the whole world a favour.

Shag -- Cheney, because he's one arrhythmia away from death.

Marry -- Bush Sr, because he's not going to last very long, and that'd be one hell of an inheritance.

Credit to dibsy for helping me refine the dastardly plan.

[mle292.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Angel. If I have to lose one, it'll be the one who gets cranky the most, I suppose.
Shag: Spike. Oh, the stamina of the undead...
Marry: Willow. The cutest, probably the most emotionally stable of the three too.

Cliff-Shag-Marry

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Excuse me, I watched Dead Alive last night.

Charles Manson, Jeffrey Dahmer, Ed Gein.

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I'm just not going to be able to top that.
Yeah, what kniblet said.

Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry

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OK, Ed Gein goes off the cliff. Anyone who they based both the Texas Chainsaw Massacre and Psycho on is too damn creepy to live.

Charles Manson is definitely the one to marry. He'll die in jail, so your safe.

So Jeffrey Dahmer is the one to shag. Hey, they say an element of danger can be erotic, so that would blow your mind. In a manner of speaking.

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So, as a random three, Mel Gibson, Mel Brooks and Melman the Giraffe from the film Madagascar.

OK, I couldn't think of a third Mel.

Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry

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Wow. Evil!

Hmmm...

Cliff-Manson. He's just beyond evil...
Shag-Dahmer. He goes for the gay boys and so wouldn't be able to get it up, thus letting me off the hook.
Marry-Gein. Just think of all the fancy furniture we could have!

Of course, the real life answer is cliff them all, too bad it's not allowed.

The Usual Suspects

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Kevin Spacey
Gabriel Byrne
Benicio del Toro

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I'd have to cliff Melman, cuz I don't do bestiality.
Shag Mel Gibson 'cuz he's the best looking of the lot and way too Catholic for me to deal with on a daily basis.
Marry Mel Brooks because at least he's funny, and there'd be a decent inheritance.

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Yeah, undead stamina... Problem is I don't think I could give him up after the one shag...

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Hmmm...

Cliff -- Mel Gibson, because he's a rightwing virtual neo-Nazi fuckwit.

Shag -- Melman the Giraffe, because he's the cutest of the three

Marry -- Mel Brookes so that my parents could finally have the Jewish son-in-law they've always wanted.

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

Great answer. Though you'd have to make Gibson shave off the beard beforehand.

Btw I friended you. And Mle292, just coz you're both seem so lovely.

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re: Mel w/beard... EEK! Maybe bestiality isn't so bad after all...

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

I think he's going for the scary fundamentalist look. And wahey, he succeeded!

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Why yes, we are lovely. *grin*

Oh Captain, My Captain

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Kirk
Picard
Janeway

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

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Aw fuck, you had to go with Janeway instead of Scott Bakula's captain? That little detail kept Kirk from getting cliffed.

Cliff-Janeway. Can't listen to that voice
Shag-Kirk. I could put up with it just once, but only if he promised to sing his Julius Caesar song while doing it
Marry-Picard. No brainer... I have Patrick Stewart on my list of five! He can Make It So any day!!

check out my next comment for more Star Trek goodness

Star Trek: The Original Series

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Spock

Scottie

Dr. McCoy

Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Commander Riker

Lieutenant Data

Ensign Wesley Crusher

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

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I thought long and hard on Janeway vs Archer, weighing all the pros and cons.

In the end, Archer just made it too damn easy.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

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Cliff -- Wesley Crusher, the little twerp's just begging for it.

Shag -- Riker, he's just not interesting enough to do it more than once.

Marry -- Data. Except he'd have to get rid of the cat.