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hellziggyI am home. I am caught up on sleep. Now y'all must amuse me!
It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!
You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!
You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:43 pm (UTC)Angel (from Buffy, etc)
Bartleby (from Dogma)
Gabriel (from Constantine, not my cat!)
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:43 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 07:48 pm (UTC)Ozzy Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne
Jack Osbourne
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:48 pm (UTC)Ok your turn
Constantine (in the movie of the same name)
Spike (heeeellllooo!!!)
Harrison Ford
Can we call me random...LOL.
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:49 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 07:51 pm (UTC)cliff - Gabriel
shag - Bartleby (hot!)
marry - Angel (sweet guy... just don't make him too happy)
Oh, wait... Bartleby doesn't have the right parts... Well, we'd have to go pick up some "accessories" from Sex World first, I guess!
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:51 pm (UTC)Cliff: Gabriel. S/He won't die because of the wings and is also the least hot of the three.
Shag: Angel. You can only do it once because he'll go evil and you'll have to kill him
Marry: Bartleby. He's pretty, and he's not shaggable since the angels in that movie have no 'parts'
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:54 pm (UTC)Marry-Angel
Throw off a cliff-Gabriel (I haven't seen Constantine)
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:57 pm (UTC)Shag: Constantine. Couldn't live with the constant smoking and all the demons... Plus, Keanu? Pretty but not something you want to live with.
Marry: Spike! Mmmmm. Spike, 24/7. I could live with that!
Ok, how about Harrison Ford characters:
Indiana Jones
Han Solo
Jack Ryan
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:01 pm (UTC)I don't think I'd be able to boink Bartleby more than once, so Shag it is.
Cliff Gabriel, so she's so not my taste.
So... Dogma!
Bethany - (Linda Fiorentino)
Serendipity - (Salma Hayek)
God - (Alanis Morissette)
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:05 pm (UTC)Well I would Cliff Jack, shag Indiana, and Marry Han.
I could also Cliff Indiana (he always manages to survive), Shag Han, and Marry Jack. LOL
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:07 pm (UTC)Riddick
Hannibal
Angelus
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:09 pm (UTC)Shag Indy (because who wants to be thrown over for the next pretty coed with a lot of time and an eyeliner pencil?)
Marry Ryan (at least he's vaguely stable. And eventually I'd be the First Lady. Or something)
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:10 pm (UTC)Inara (Firefly)
Kaylee (Firefly)
Zoe (also Firefly)
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:15 pm (UTC)Cliff Hannibal. He's not so attractive
Shag Riddick. He's pretty, but I don't know if I'd want him arround much
Marry Angelus. If I'm married to him, he won't kill me, right?
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:16 pm (UTC)Shag Ozzy (provided there isn't going to be disease involved, right?)
Marry Jack
Throw Kelly off a cliff
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:18 pm (UTC)I love making up the questions for this game, answering... not so much.
1. Terl from Battlefield Earth
2. Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction
3. Vinnie Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:21 pm (UTC)Seriously? You really expect me to be able to cliff one? You are an evil evil wench.
Under protest, and it will be a very small survivable cliff: Inara. I didn't wanna do it but someone has to go.
Shag: Zoe. I think that woman could rock anyone's world
Marry: Kaylee. That was the easiest choice, because really, who wouldn't want Kaylee around?
Now you have to 'switch sides' for the Firefly men:
Malcom Reynolds
Jayne Cobb
Hoban Washburne
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:23 pm (UTC)Okay...
I'd Cliff Jayne because though he's sexy, I want to kill him sometimes.
I'd shag Mal, just once. He oughta be with Inara and I can't get in the way of that.
And My GOD I'd Marry Wash! He's so wonderful!
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:23 pm (UTC)And it is a DAMN hard choice between the other two. I guess I'd have to go with shagging Zoe and marrying Kaylee. Less emotional baggage?