Amuse me

[hellziggy]

I am home. I am caught up on sleep. Now y'all must amuse me!

It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Comments

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

Ok if these then. I'd shag Bartleby, Marry Angel, and Throw Gabriel of a fucking cliff. She was a bitch. LOL

Ok your turn

Constantine (in the movie of the same name)
Spike (heeeellllooo!!!)
Harrison Ford

Can we call me random...LOL.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Cliff: Ford, he's too old and he did Calista Flockhart. Ugh.
Shag: Constantine. Couldn't live with the constant smoking and all the demons... Plus, Keanu? Pretty but not something you want to live with.
Marry: Spike! Mmmmm. Spike, 24/7. I could live with that!



Ok, how about Harrison Ford characters:

Indiana Jones
Han Solo
Jack Ryan

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

Ok forgive me but Jack Ryan? What movie?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

The Tom Clancy stuff... Patriot Games & Clear and Present Danger

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

Oh ok...urg...

Well I would Cliff Jack, shag Indiana, and Marry Han.

I could also Cliff Indiana (he always manages to survive), Shag Han, and Marry Jack. LOL

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

Ok

Riddick
Hannibal
Angelus

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hmmm.
Cliff Hannibal. He's not so attractive
Shag Riddick. He's pretty, but I don't know if I'd want him arround much
Marry Angelus. If I'm married to him, he won't kill me, right?

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

One can only hope..LOL I'd Cliff Hannibal a few times just to be sure. Shag Angelus and hope I'm good enough that he keeps me alive and Marry Riddick cause I love him!!! LOL

[gingerpook.livejournal.com]

If I'm married to him, he won't kill me, right?

But that won't mean some of his evil friends would...

[songwind.livejournal.com]

Cliff Solo (who knows what future/past/whatever STDs a rough and tumble smuggler has got)
Shag Indy (because who wants to be thrown over for the next pretty coed with a lot of time and an eyeliner pencil?)
Marry Ryan (at least he's vaguely stable. And eventually I'd be the First Lady. Or something)

[dakegra.livejournal.com]

noo! I have a thing for Tilda Swinton. Shag, defnite. Marry Angel. Cliff the other dude.