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hellziggyI am home. I am caught up on sleep. Now y'all must amuse me!
It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!
You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!
You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:43 pm (UTC)Angel (from Buffy, etc)
Bartleby (from Dogma)
Gabriel (from Constantine, not my cat!)
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:48 pm (UTC)Ok your turn
Constantine (in the movie of the same name)
Spike (heeeellllooo!!!)
Harrison Ford
Can we call me random...LOL.
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:57 pm (UTC)Shag: Constantine. Couldn't live with the constant smoking and all the demons... Plus, Keanu? Pretty but not something you want to live with.
Marry: Spike! Mmmmm. Spike, 24/7. I could live with that!
Ok, how about Harrison Ford characters:
Indiana Jones
Han Solo
Jack Ryan
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:02 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:05 pm (UTC)Well I would Cliff Jack, shag Indiana, and Marry Han.
I could also Cliff Indiana (he always manages to survive), Shag Han, and Marry Jack. LOL
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:07 pm (UTC)Riddick
Hannibal
Angelus
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:15 pm (UTC)Cliff Hannibal. He's not so attractive
Shag Riddick. He's pretty, but I don't know if I'd want him arround much
Marry Angelus. If I'm married to him, he won't kill me, right?
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:18 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:39 pm (UTC)But that won't mean some of his evil friends would...
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:09 pm (UTC)Shag Indy (because who wants to be thrown over for the next pretty coed with a lot of time and an eyeliner pencil?)
Marry Ryan (at least he's vaguely stable. And eventually I'd be the First Lady. Or something)
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Date: 2006-07-13 10:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 07:51 pm (UTC)cliff - Gabriel
shag - Bartleby (hot!)
marry - Angel (sweet guy... just don't make him too happy)
Oh, wait... Bartleby doesn't have the right parts... Well, we'd have to go pick up some "accessories" from Sex World first, I guess!
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:51 pm (UTC)Cliff: Gabriel. S/He won't die because of the wings and is also the least hot of the three.
Shag: Angel. You can only do it once because he'll go evil and you'll have to kill him
Marry: Bartleby. He's pretty, and he's not shaggable since the angels in that movie have no 'parts'
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:54 pm (UTC)Marry-Angel
Throw off a cliff-Gabriel (I haven't seen Constantine)
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Date: 2006-07-13 07:59 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-14 12:07 am (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:01 pm (UTC)I don't think I'd be able to boink Bartleby more than once, so Shag it is.
Cliff Gabriel, so she's so not my taste.
So... Dogma!
Bethany - (Linda Fiorentino)
Serendipity - (Salma Hayek)
God - (Alanis Morissette)
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 08:27 pm (UTC)Cliff Bethany, because I'm married to God and she's descended from her and so that's incest & creepy & stuff.
Which leaves me shagging Serendipity. Rick would be so excited to know that I'm shagging a stripper!
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Date: 2006-07-13 10:14 pm (UTC)Shag Bethany... she has parts
Marry Serendipity... She's sweet and sassy
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Date: 2006-07-14 02:07 am (UTC)<--Bartleby
Date: 2006-07-14 02:27 am (UTC)Re: <--Bartleby
Date: 2006-07-14 03:06 am (UTC)Yes, YEs, YESSSSSSSSSSSS!!
Yummy!
Totally shagable, not to mention very very smart!!!
Ty and I were amazed listening to him in Real Time with Bill Maher.