Amuse me

[hellziggy]

I am home. I am caught up on sleep. Now y'all must amuse me!

It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I choose.... orgy!
Seriously? You really expect me to be able to cliff one? You are an evil evil wench.

Under protest, and it will be a very small survivable cliff: Inara. I didn't wanna do it but someone has to go.
Shag: Zoe. I think that woman could rock anyone's world
Marry: Kaylee. That was the easiest choice, because really, who wouldn't want Kaylee around?


Now you have to 'switch sides' for the Firefly men:
Malcom Reynolds
Jayne Cobb
Hoban Washburne

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

XD I know! Wicked choices wasn't it.

Okay...

I'd Cliff Jayne because though he's sexy, I want to kill him sometimes.

I'd shag Mal, just once. He oughta be with Inara and I can't get in the way of that.

And My GOD I'd Marry Wash! He's so wonderful!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I also don't want to cliff any of these...
Wash is sweet and funny but he doesn't do anything for me... I'd wanna hang out with him but not shag or marry, so he is Cliffed. Sorry Wash!
Marry: Neither Mal or Jayne are the marrying kind... but at least with Mal you'd have the security of the ship. Jayne could not support a wife in any way...
Shag: No question here. Of the Serenity crew, Jayne is the one who would have the best OMG! So fucking hot, shag you for hours, hot dirty fun sex. He's not a relationship guy, but he could turn you to jello. I'll be in his bunk.

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

awwwwwwwwwwww! You cliffed Wash!! *sniffles*

[buppyspek.livejournal.com]

I'm afraid I'd have to cliff Wash, too. As much as I love him. Maybe I throw him off a very small cliff.

Marry Mal. Of the three, he's very likely the one I could put up with long enough to marry.

Shag Jayne. Because he's the kid of guy you shag. (Or, at least, the kind of guy I wish I shagged...)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

So how many summer fun hunt bonus points could I get for a photo of Adam Baldwin's yearbook photo? :)

[gunthar.livejournal.com]

Don't worry. He's a leaf on the wind.

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

*sniffles* Yeah. He is. The best darn leaf ever!

[nextian-cutie.livejournal.com]

Hahah, this is a good one!

I'd cliff Mal...hot, but he's just too complicated and moody. Like he's always PMSing or something. Besides, I still see him from Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place...

I'd totally shag Jayne (maybe even more than once!)...he's hot, volatile and seems like he could give a girl a wild time...I like my bad boys spunky!

I'd marry Wash! He's sooooo sweet and you can tell he's the dedicated puppy type. Definitely hubby material. He'd do the dishes and probably not complain.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Alright... Since you went to the Pizza Place:

Berg (Ryan Reynolds)
Pete (Richard Ruccolo)
Johnny (Nathan Fillion)

[nextian-cutie.livejournal.com]

Well, Pete would be over the cliff...he's too neurotic, Berg would be my long term fuck buddy (cuz Ryan Reynolds is WAAAAAAY Hot and funny) and Johnny would be the one I'd marry cuz I hate doing my own plumbing!

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

ooh and for the girls, I would cliff Inara, just because I had to pick.

And it is a DAMN hard choice between the other two. I guess I'd have to go with shagging Zoe and marrying Kaylee. Less emotional baggage?

[freyjakj.livejournal.com]

Marry Wash
Shag Malcom

But I don't want to cliff Jayne!~ He's so funny!
Yet, he's really not the shagging or marrying type, either.

Poor Jayne

[dakegra.livejournal.com]

Cliff Wash. Sorry Mate.

Marry Mal. He'd look after me, see that I was done right by.

Shag Jayne. Or more likely, be shagged *by* Jayne. Vigorously, for hours.

[genevra.livejournal.com]

I agree. Cliff Inara... she's pretty, but not my fav, Shag Zoe... it'd be one hell of a ride, Marry Kaylee... she's sweet, and I think akdar might be willing to share me with her ;-)

[genevra.livejournal.com]

Cliff Jayne... he doesn't really do it for me
Shag Mal... He seems fun!
Marry Wash... I lurv him!

[camel0t.livejournal.com]

OK TATALLY NOT FAIR!!!!

1) I would want to shag them all!!!!!
2) I think all three would be great hubbies. I think Jayne would be a big push over, and Mal well I don't care as long as he was my husband it wouldn't matter. I mean HELLO we have seen his very nice ass!!
3) I couldn't toss any of them off a cliff.

If I had to chose toss Jayne, shag for months on end Mal and marry Wash.