Amuse me!

[hellziggy]

Hey minions,
I'm just watching tv & knitting today and I'm bored!

Let's play Cliff, Shag or Marry. It's easy. You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Have fun, and amuse me!

Comments

Re: The Usual Suspects

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

For this one...

Cliff - del Toro because even though he's a good actor the way he looks just kinda creeps me out!
Shag - Gabriel Byrne. And I'd make him wear the priest outfit from Stigmata because he looked hot in that (and I think I am now going to hell...)
Marry - Spacey. He's talented and I think he might be fun to hang out with. Also, I'd get to attend lots of cool Oscar parties with him.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Get rid of Spot? How could you?

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Oh, and I'd have probably gone the same route on those three.

But what if it was Wil Wheaton, Jonathan Frakes, and Brent Spiner??

Then I'd
Cliff - Frakes. Boring, does nothing for me.
Shag - Spiner. He's a bit more interesting, I could do him once.
Marry - Wheaton. He's smart, talented, funny, and a heck of a great father.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

The alternative is sneezing for all eternity.

Plus, I might have to touch it.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

I don't think I know enough about any of them to decide.

*wrings hands manicially*

[mle292.livejournal.com]

Bwa-hahahaha!

*ahem*

How very nice. I look forward to reading your stuff.

I go through fits and spurts of boring/interesting.

Re: Star Trek: The Original Series

[mle292.livejournal.com]

You had to go and include my elementary school crush in one of 'em...

Clff: Dr. McCoy - Sadly, I just want the other two more, and he'd fight with my husband.

Shag: Scottie - Ay. We'd be out drinkin' first. And I betcha he looks good in a kilt.

Marry: Spock, of course. Sexy geek boys are the best.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Except he'd have to get rid of the cat.

O.O

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Cliff-Janeway. Can't listen to that voice

Ohhh, I am so with you on this! I've been saying that for years. It is soooo nice to know I'm not alone on that.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I'm pretty sure that in the Next Gen future there is a cure for allergies. And it's him, not it!!

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

OK. So you've cliffed Janeway. You still have to decide which to shag and which to marry.

Re: The Usual Suspects

[kajicarter.livejournal.com]

Hmmm...I think I'm with you on this one. I adore Kevin Spacey, but I have no interest in getting him into bed. Ever see him in 'Wiseguy'? Whee!!!

Re: *wrings hands manicially*

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

Ah, well my stuff would be rarely posted, but thanks anyway. I may be inspired this week, though.

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

I'm going for...

Kirk gets tossed off a cliff because, well, he's such a tosser.
Janeway for the shag. What can I say, I can be reeeal quick. Just ask kniblet.
So, of course I'm marrying Picard. We having matching hairdos, which is awfully cute.

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Wesley. Obviously. Urk.
Shag - Riker. I keep telling you all, I can be quick.
Marry - Data. Remember, he has an off switch.

Re: The Usual Suspects

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I don't think I've ever seen Wiseguy...

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

oooh. Poor kniblet. Quick isn't always a good thing...

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

OMG! This is what I get for spending the entire day writing - I miss everything good. I LOVE this game!!!!

Cliff - Willow - Sorry Will, I have this silly preference for boys - not that I'd kick you out of bed if it weren't for the game!
Shag - Angel - So not fair, because I want both of them to sandwich me for all eternity - but if one has to go it'll be Angel. I can hold down the old brooding fort.
Marry - Spike - Someone please Vamp me fast so I can have this forever and always!

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

First, the thought of any of them makes me want to hurl.

So -

Cliff - George W. - Good riddance to bad garbage!
Shag - George Sr. - Is it okay to vomit during the act, or maybe I could sedate myself.
Marry - Cheney - Get myself in the will, deliver my patented blow-job and *presto-chango*, I'm rich and single!

Re: Cliff-Shag-Marry

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Why did I want to play this game again?

Cliff - Ed Gein - because - well just no!
Shag - Jeffrey Dahmer - he was gay right, so hopefully it would be over pretty quick.
Marry - Manson - he's in jail, and as long as he stayed there we could be a very happy couple. (No conjugal visits - didn't sign on for that!)

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Melman - Sorry, sweetie, you're a giraffe and I just don't go there - but you are very cute!
Shag - Mel Brooks - Hopefully he could tell me some jokes and help me get over the fact that he's old enough to be my grandfather.
Marry - Mel Gibson - I know he has issues, but I can still imagine him in the Road Warrior wearing all of that leather. *dies*

Re: The Usual Suspects

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Kevin Spacey - 2 reasons, 1)I prefer to be the one who knows everything 2)I believe he's gay and may not deliver the proper quantity of shagging.
Shag - Gabriel Byrne - Love the accent, but he's getting pretty squidgy looking.
Marry - Benicio Del Toro - Because I'm a freak and I love weird guys and he's so fucking dark and sexy!

Re: Oh Captain, My Captain

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Janeway - She was Extremely irritating.
Shag - Kirk - Secret crush on him when I was about 8 or 9 (Shh, please don't tell anyone).
Marry - Picard - Because he's just damn yummmy and the accent is so OMG!!!

Re: Star Trek: The Original Series

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Dr. McCoy - Again, I am in charge of knowing everything, so other know-it-alls need not apply.
Shag - Scottie - Because I always suspected he could take another blow, Captain.
Marry - Spock - Now that was my main Star Trek crush when I was just a wee girl (again with the shhh and don't tell anyone)!

Re: Star Trek: The Next Generation

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Riker - Hated him from the moment I saw him. Did no one else notice that he walked with his neck bent over at an odd angle and also like he had a huge stick in his ass? My sister and I used to actually refer to his condition as "Riker Neck".
Shag - Crusher - Hopefully it would be over fast, because wasn't he like 12?
Marry - Data - I bet an android could go like forever, and if he got really irritating - doesn't he have an off switch?