Amuse me minions!

[hellziggy]

I'm at Saturn getting the oil changed, there's free wireless, and I'm bored. This can only mean one thing...

It's time to play Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

*edit*
I'm off to Perkins now for dinner so I'll be gone for a bit. Feel free to keep playing while I'm gone and I'll catch up when I get back. :)

And now I'm back!

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

And a Smallville one:

Lana Lang, Lois Lane, Chloe Sullivan.

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, man....this one's tough! I mean, there have been times when I would have thrown each one of them off a cliff!

And I would totally shag Lois and Lana. And maybe Chloe.

Do we get to shag the one we throw off the cliff right before we throw her off the cliff? If so, that would make this a whole lot easier! ;^)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Nope. No shagging before throwing. And you only get the one shag with the one you shag.

I am sooo cliffing Lana. I'm thinking one shag w/Lois because she's probably good at it, but I wouldn't want to keep her around. And totally marry Chloe because she's cute and smart.

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Okay.

See.

Lois -- totally, totally shaggable, but can be annoying as hell.

Lana -- always had a crush on her, so yes on the shaggable -- but can be annoying, as well.

Chloe -- well, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but just the same, she can be kind of annoying at times....

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Still working this one out....

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

I SO Agree with Hellziggy on this one. I HATE Lana.

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

You don't even like the show, so that doesn't count! Ha!

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

I do SO like the show. I like season one :)

And I am a Clark/Lex shipper! *grin*

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

That's not what you told me!

Shipper?

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

I don't like the later seasons and I detest Lana, but I liked the first season :)

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Shipper?

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

short for Relationshipper. Meaning Clark and Lex are totally an item.

[lucky13charm.livejournal.com]

How many of these are we going to answer the same???? I agree with you on this one too!

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

Yup, totally with you on that one. And Nicky is onboard too. So it will be a crowded marriage, a very interesting shag, and a hard to prove culpability murder. Wahey.

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Lana (sorry doll), Shag - Lois, Marry - Chloe (I love her. :))

[unopeneddoor.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't watch TV so this things is difficult. Umm . . .
Cliffing Lana, just 'cause I googled her and didn't find her character interesting. Wow, I'm fickle. "You! Entertain me now or DIE!"

Shag Lois, 'Cause I don't think I could marry someone who's totally fooled by someone putting on glasses as a disguise. Although she's a close second for cliffing, to improve the gene pool.

Marry Chloe. After reading her profile on Wiki she seems the smartest and most interesting of the bunch.

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

You made the best choices, imho :) Especially without seeing the show. Chloe is the most interesting of the ladies :)

[unopeneddoor.livejournal.com]

Why thank you. I won't let my success at this game go to my head. When I accept my awards I'll remember all the little people. I'll say "Hello, little people!"