Amuse me minions!

[hellziggy]

I'm at Saturn getting the oil changed, there's free wireless, and I'm bored. This can only mean one thing...

It's time to play Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

*edit*
I'm off to Perkins now for dinner so I'll be gone for a bit. Feel free to keep playing while I'm gone and I'll catch up when I get back. :)

And now I'm back!

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

We'll start with a super easy one.

From Heroes: Hiro, Peter, and Horn Rim Glasses guy

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

And a Smallville one:

Lana Lang, Lois Lane, Chloe Sullivan.

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

We're not scabby minions, though, right?

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Hokay! From Veronica Mars: Logan, Dick, Wallace (oh that one is so easy for me. SO EASY)

[theseamster.livejournal.com]

Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison and Carrot Top

[unopeneddoor.livejournal.com]

The Devil, from Bedazzled (Elizabeth Hurley, btw) (ooo, SCARY!)
Christina Ricci
Drew Barrymore

[kajicarter.livejournal.com]

The Devil from the original Bedazzled, Peter Cook
The Devil from Mr. Frost, Jeff Goldblum
The Devil from Angel Heart, Robert DeNiro

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Detroit White-trash rappers:

Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker, Eminem

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

From Torchwood: Jack, Owen and Ianto

[dibsy.livejournal.com]

From the world of celebrity rehab, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears. Remember, only one can be cliffed.

On a related note, I'm not entirely sure who Lindsay Lohan and Paris Hilton are, but thanks to the wonders of the intertoobs, I got to see their bits long before
I ever really saw their faces.