Amuse me minions!

[hellziggy]

I'm at Saturn getting the oil changed, there's free wireless, and I'm bored. This can only mean one thing...

It's time to play Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

*edit*
I'm off to Perkins now for dinner so I'll be gone for a bit. Feel free to keep playing while I'm gone and I'll catch up when I get back. :)

And now I'm back!

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Yup, cliff Eminem. I like his music the least of the three.
Shag Kid Rock (with every kind of protection you can imagine!)
Marry Kracker and make him sing to me all the time!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Cliff Owen and Ianto
Shag and marry Jack?

*sigh*
Well, Owen more actively annoys me so I'll cliff him, shag Ianto really quickly with the lights off, and then marry Jack and skip happily around the universe with him kissing all the random boys!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Damn. This one is just plain cruel!
OK. Of the three I think I could probably tolerate Lindsay Lohan for the longest so I'll have to marry her.
Of the other two Paris really deserves to be cliffed but that would leave me shagging Britney and EWWW! The woman goes into gas station bathrooms barefoot. She looked at K-Fed and said 'Yeah. I'd hit that.' So since I sooooooo can't shag her because there's not enough antiseptic in the world I'll have to cliff her and shag Paris. *shudder*

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

LOL! Such a goog minion, always doing what *I* think is right! :)

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

I have to disagree.

I'd have happily shagged and married Jack in the pre-Torchwood days, but as he's turned into a not very interesting Mary Sue of himself, he gets the cliff. Fortunately, it won't harm him too much.

Shag Owen. He's too much of a jerk to keep around for long, but he's hot and doubtless awesome in bed. Or anywhere else.

Marry Ianto. He's adorable. And unafraid of commitment. At the very least, I'd have an endless supply of coffee, preferably brought to me in bed.

[theseamster.livejournal.com]

I was going to go for Bush/Cheney/Rumsfeld, but it just seemed too obvious.

[theseamster.livejournal.com]

This one's damn funny, well done.

Cliff Paris, she's just so worthless. Britney may be a skank, but she's got a little talent, I mean she can actually sing. Not especially well, but passably. Paris serves no useful purpose on this planet.

And while they're all obnoxious party girls, I easily find Lindsay to be the most attractive and least annoying of the three, so I'd have to marry her. Which leaves shagging Britney.

[jklumpp.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Xander. He was an idjit.
Shag - Angel, so he becomes evil and things get interesting.
Marry - Spike. Cause who could shag him only once?

[jklumpp.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Owen. Immediately. He must be cliffed.
Shag - Jack. Because he'd leave anyway eventually.
Marry - Ianto. Because then you'd both get to shag Jack.