I'd have happily shagged and married Jack in the pre-Torchwood days, but as he's turned into a not very interesting Mary Sue of himself, he gets the cliff. Fortunately, it won't harm him too much.
Shag Owen. He's too much of a jerk to keep around for long, but he's hot and doubtless awesome in bed. Or anywhere else.
Marry Ianto. He's adorable. And unafraid of commitment. At the very least, I'd have an endless supply of coffee, preferably brought to me in bed.
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Date: 2007-02-08 04:32 am (UTC)I'd have happily shagged and married Jack in the pre-Torchwood days, but as he's turned into a not very interesting Mary Sue of himself, he gets the cliff. Fortunately, it won't harm him too much.
Shag Owen. He's too much of a jerk to keep around for long, but he's hot and doubtless awesome in bed. Or anywhere else.
Marry Ianto. He's adorable. And unafraid of commitment. At the very least, I'd have an endless supply of coffee, preferably brought to me in bed.