Men are evil and all must die!!!!!!!!!!

[hellziggy]

Yes, as the subject line indicates, it is "that time."

And why are men all evil and why must they die? Because they don't have to get cramps EVERY FRICKIN' MONTH!!

My tummy hurts and I just want to curl up on the couch with a hard cider and a blankie and a hellbob (before he dies, of course) and a Lump and a Gabe. Is that really so much to ask for?????????

Comments

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think of it as the little messenger inside my body announcing that I'm not pregnant. A Herald, if you will. A little royally dressed up dude in pantaloons and a long trumpet. "DO do do DOOO! M'lady I am pleased to announce that thine loins are barren once again."

(Yes, I faithfully use birth control, but I'm still very happy every month when the proof of its continued effectiveness comes.)

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

Oh, that and a little help from my miracle drug Ibuprofen.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

hee hee! You like my sneaky stealthiness? :)

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

Very sneaky indeed!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

When I was on the pill I NEVER got cramps.
So now it's "Hey, you're still not pregnant AND you're in pain! Yes, the gods hate you."

[genevra.livejournal.com]

Yes, that double whammy really really sucks. Hugs to you!

[scubagrrl.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... I'm kind of with you on this one. Though I don't generally have too bad a time of it, I do like the evidence of continued child-free existance.