Men are evil and all must die!!!!!!!!!!

[hellziggy]

Yes, as the subject line indicates, it is "that time."

And why are men all evil and why must they die? Because they don't have to get cramps EVERY FRICKIN' MONTH!!

My tummy hurts and I just want to curl up on the couch with a hard cider and a blankie and a hellbob (before he dies, of course) and a Lump and a Gabe. Is that really so much to ask for?????????

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

There, there. *pets you*

Cramps are the flaw in my theoretical postulation that God is a woman.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Send Riley up to cuddle with me? Please?

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

You got it! He's on my nerves today, anyway. Scotty! Activate Transporter!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I refuse to believe that Riley is getting on your nerves. Just look at him. Perfect little gentleman!

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

You totally should try those ThermaCare pads. They make ones that you can stick to the front of your pants/panties. It's a nice portable heating pad.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I have a free sample one at home. Unfortunately it is at home and I am not... Poor planning on my part!

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Ouch! I just got through that particular unpleasantness. My commiserations.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

You would think that if we can put a man on the moon and we can come up with a pocket sized device that holds thousands of songs and we can clone sheep, it wouldn't be so tough to make this crap shorter and more bearable!!

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Well, there are hormonal options which, unfortunately, I am not allowed to use. Instead, my birth control option of choice actually makes them worse. *grump*

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think of it as the little messenger inside my body announcing that I'm not pregnant. A Herald, if you will. A little royally dressed up dude in pantaloons and a long trumpet. "DO do do DOOO! M'lady I am pleased to announce that thine loins are barren once again."

(Yes, I faithfully use birth control, but I'm still very happy every month when the proof of its continued effectiveness comes.)

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

Oh, that and a little help from my miracle drug Ibuprofen.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

hee hee! You like my sneaky stealthiness? :)

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

Very sneaky indeed!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

When I was on the pill I NEVER got cramps.
So now it's "Hey, you're still not pregnant AND you're in pain! Yes, the gods hate you."

[genevra.livejournal.com]

Yes, that double whammy really really sucks. Hugs to you!

[scubagrrl.livejournal.com]

Hehehe... I'm kind of with you on this one. Though I don't generally have too bad a time of it, I do like the evidence of continued child-free existance.

[camkin.livejournal.com]

i'm on this new (for me) pill called Seasonale.
i'm only supposed to get 4 periods a year. sweet!
hopefully cramps won't be too bad when it's my time.
still used to get them on the monthly pill but they weren't as bad when i wasn't on anything at all.

hope you're feeling better soon.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

If I was still on birth control I'd totally be going for that!

[scifi-gk.livejournal.com]

Aww, you poor thing. It totally sucks, huh? But, like raven said, for some of us (re: me of the 5 kids already) the pain in the gut is a GOOD thing. Though...hmmm...I admit, I'm still grumpy when living through it.

I know. Chunky Monkey always makes me feel better. :-) Medicate with Ice Cream, just like I did after the QM event was over. ;-)

Feel better soon, hon.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Ice cream likely wouldn't work because I always have the chills when I have cramps, but chocolate... I could go for some chocolate!

[lucky13charm.livejournal.com]

.....but I thought you liked that whole necrophilia thing.....one of your icons says so

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, when it's with sexy vampires. :)
Besides, hellbob doesn't get into it, so that would be just rude.