Men are evil and all must die!!!!!!!!!!

[hellziggy]

Yes, as the subject line indicates, it is "that time."

And why are men all evil and why must they die? Because they don't have to get cramps EVERY FRICKIN' MONTH!!

My tummy hurts and I just want to curl up on the couch with a hard cider and a blankie and a hellbob (before he dies, of course) and a Lump and a Gabe. Is that really so much to ask for?????????

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

There, there. *pets you*

Cramps are the flaw in my theoretical postulation that God is a woman.

[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

You totally should try those ThermaCare pads. They make ones that you can stick to the front of your pants/panties. It's a nice portable heating pad.

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

Ouch! I just got through that particular unpleasantness. My commiserations.

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

I prefer to think of it as the little messenger inside my body announcing that I'm not pregnant. A Herald, if you will. A little royally dressed up dude in pantaloons and a long trumpet. "DO do do DOOO! M'lady I am pleased to announce that thine loins are barren once again."

(Yes, I faithfully use birth control, but I'm still very happy every month when the proof of its continued effectiveness comes.)

[camkin.livejournal.com]

i'm on this new (for me) pill called Seasonale.
i'm only supposed to get 4 periods a year. sweet!
hopefully cramps won't be too bad when it's my time.
still used to get them on the monthly pill but they weren't as bad when i wasn't on anything at all.

hope you're feeling better soon.

[scifi-gk.livejournal.com]

Aww, you poor thing. It totally sucks, huh? But, like raven said, for some of us (re: me of the 5 kids already) the pain in the gut is a GOOD thing. Though...hmmm...I admit, I'm still grumpy when living through it.

I know. Chunky Monkey always makes me feel better. :-) Medicate with Ice Cream, just like I did after the QM event was over. ;-)

Feel better soon, hon.

[lucky13charm.livejournal.com]

.....but I thought you liked that whole necrophilia thing.....one of your icons says so