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hellziggyI am home. I am caught up on sleep. Now y'all must amuse me!
It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!
You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!
You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.
I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:26 pm (UTC)Marry Kaylee
Throw Zoe off a cliff...she'd climb back up, anyway
^_^
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:27 pm (UTC)Cliff Bethany, because I'm married to God and she's descended from her and so that's incest & creepy & stuff.
Which leaves me shagging Serendipity. Rick would be so excited to know that I'm shagging a stripper!
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:28 pm (UTC)Zoe is SO SEXY.
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:28 pm (UTC)Shag Malcom
But I don't want to cliff Jayne!~ He's so funny!
Yet, he's really not the shagging or marrying type, either.
Poor Jayne
Re: I love making up the questions for this game, answering... not so much.
Date: 2006-07-13 08:33 pm (UTC)Cliff is easy: All things Battlefield Earth must be destroyed. Bye bye Terl!
Shag: Vincent Vega. With lots of protection because who knows what those needles picked up
Marry: Vinnie Barbarino. I don't remember the show that well so I'm picturing him as an adorable yet geeky teenager.
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:39 pm (UTC)Wash is sweet and funny but he doesn't do anything for me... I'd wanna hang out with him but not shag or marry, so he is Cliffed. Sorry Wash!
Marry: Neither Mal or Jayne are the marrying kind... but at least with Mal you'd have the security of the ship. Jayne could not support a wife in any way...
Shag: No question here. Of the Serenity crew, Jayne is the one who would have the best OMG! So fucking hot, shag you for hours, hot dirty fun sex. He's not a relationship guy, but he could turn you to jello. I'll be in his bunk.
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:39 pm (UTC)But that won't mean some of his evil friends would...
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Date: 2006-07-13 08:42 pm (UTC)21 Jump Street
Officer Tom Hanson (Johnny Depp's character)
Officer Doug Penhall (Peter DeLuise's character)
Officer Harry Truman Ioki (Dustin Nguyen's character)
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Date: 2006-07-13 09:04 pm (UTC)I'd cliff Mal...hot, but he's just too complicated and moody. Like he's always PMSing or something. Besides, I still see him from Two Guys, A Girl and a Pizza Place...
I'd totally shag Jayne (maybe even more than once!)...he's hot, volatile and seems like he could give a girl a wild time...I like my bad boys spunky!
I'd marry Wash! He's sooooo sweet and you can tell he's the dedicated puppy type. Definitely hubby material. He'd do the dishes and probably not complain.
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Date: 2006-07-13 09:07 pm (UTC)Shag Hanson. Face it, Johnny Depp in any incarnation is shagworthy.
Marry Penhall. Those DeLuise boys are just adorable. And there's the humor part too.
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Date: 2006-07-13 09:09 pm (UTC)Jay
Silent Bob
Rufus
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Date: 2006-07-13 09:31 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 09:32 pm (UTC)Shag Silent bob I guess... I'd need to marry someone I could have a conversation with, That leaves Rufus to marry o.O
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Date: 2006-07-13 10:04 pm (UTC)Though Inara doesn't do much for me. So perhaps I'd cliff her instead. Shagging Zoe would be fun.
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Date: 2006-07-13 10:06 pm (UTC)Marry Mal. He'd look after me, see that I was done right by.
Shag Jayne. Or more likely, be shagged *by* Jayne. Vigorously, for hours.
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Date: 2006-07-13 10:09 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 10:14 pm (UTC)Shag Bethany... she has parts
Marry Serendipity... She's sweet and sassy
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 10:15 pm (UTC)House, MD
Date: 2006-07-13 10:16 pm (UTC)Dr Greg House (Hugh Laurie)
Dr Eric Foreman (Omar Epps)
Dr Robert Chase (Jesse Spencer)
or
Dr Allison Cameron (Jennifer Morrison)
Dr Lisa Cuddy (Linda Edelstein)
Atty Stacey Warner (Sela Ward)
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 10:17 pm (UTC)(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 10:19 pm (UTC)Marry Mal. Of the three, he's very likely the one I could put up with long enough to marry.
Shag Jayne. Because he's the kid of guy you shag. (Or, at least, the kind of guy I wish I shagged...)
Re: House, MD
Date: 2006-07-13 10:20 pm (UTC)Shag- Chase. Cute Aussie, how could I resist? But he comes off as cold and shallow.
Marry- Foreman. He's probably the most dependable of the three.
Cliff- Stacey. Just because.
Shag- Cameron. She's cute and sweet, but way too much emotional baggage.
Marry- Cuddy. She's a practical woman, and would probably make a good partner.
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Date: 2006-07-13 10:23 pm (UTC)Jay would just have to go...he's endearing in that really annoying way, but he's obnoxious...besides, I can't stand people who smell like they've been "rocking the gange"...blech!
Silent Bob might be fun to shag just to see if you could get him to speak. And it's always the quiet ones you have to watch out for.
And even though it'd be a little Jack Spratt and his wife action going on, Rufus would at least have a couple of milennia of good stories to tell. It'd be a long time before you'd start hearing the same stories over and over ;-)
Re: House, MD
Date: 2006-07-13 10:24 pm (UTC)Guys:
Cliff House (great TV character, but someone I'd definitely want to off in real life)
Marry Foreman
Shag Chase. Or maybe those last two are switched. No. I have it right.
Women:
Shag Cameron
Cliff Cuddy
Marry Stacey. Yeah. That one's right.
(no subject)
Date: 2006-07-13 10:35 pm (UTC)Rufus isn't shaggable but I could deal with it just once
Marry Silent Bob. So sweet and adorable!