hellziggy

The Sci-Fi Channel has these useful survival tips that it plays in the Sci-Fi Saturday commercial breaks. They're pretty good.

If you successfully clone yourself
It will probably try to kill you.

Wishes can be dangerous
If you catch a leprechaun, kill it.

When building an army of mutant super-soldiers
Don't use the criminally insane.

Not all monsters want to eat you
Some just want your skin.

( More good advice can be found under the cut... )