Grrrrrrrr

[hellziggy]

I'm trying to work on homework and Gabriel decided that he wanted to type too.
The following is a message from the Cranky Old Man (line breaks inserted by me because I care more about not breaking your friends page than he does!)

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And the little snot keeps holding down the brightness key so that the screen goes dark.

Stoopid cat!


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And now Lump felt the need to put in her $0.02 worth:

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[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Is Odin a Maine Coon? Or just "big boned"?
Gabester is about 15-17 lbs and Lump is about 8-9 lbs. But she thinks she's the size of a tiger!

[nextian-cutie.livejournal.com]

Actually, Odin is a pure bred RagaMuffin (cousin to the Ragdoll). He's supposed to be around 20 lbs or so and he is very large boned but he's quite chubbed out too. We call him Odin the Hutt. Problem is that he has food allergies, so we can't put him on many of those lower cal diet foods because he just becomes a big loose poo machine (see this post on what is now family lore for more info. We do have one of those automated feeders that doles out the food in small increments 4 times a day so the other cats can get some. If we didn't have that machine, he'd probably be 30lbs and the other cats would get no food. Odin is a pig! He's also the alpha cat so he eats first.

3 of the cats are larger boned naturally, but Loki looks tiny next to them because he's sorta normal cat sized - he fluctuates seasonally between about 7.5 lbs to 9 lbs. Crickett has lost weight (she used to be "The Waddling Ottoman") and now weighs around 15 lbs, Scooter was big too but he looks more sleek just with the flubby fixed-boy belly and he weighs about 16-17 lbs. With Odin, you really do need to bend your knees when you pick him up! But thankfully, he also has gigantic feet so when he walks on you, it's more like snow shoes and the weight is spread out rather than poking through you to rupture your internal organs. He only bruises them!

Here's a shot of Odin from about a year and a half ago. He's plumped up a wee bit more since then:


By the way, he's not quite as fat as he appears. He really is very fluffy too. We do the "poke test" where you poke your index finger straight into his fur and measure how deep you get before you touch the actual body. His fur is so long and plush that it sticks straight out and your finger goes in past the middle knuckle before you get to actual Odin. He's still a chubbo, but just not quite as much of a chubbo as he appears to be. LOL