What's wrong with him? questions

[hellziggy]

There is a girl here at work who is single and has been out in the wonderful world of first dates.
Each new guy she meets ends up making her add a new question to the list of questions to screen out the ones that just won't work. The one she has been talking to lately (but hasn't met yet) has passed all the questions so far so we are trying to figure out what "the deal breaker" question that she just hasn't thought of yet is.
Some examples of previous deal breakers that have been added are: "Are you hygenically inclined?" and "Have you ever been in prison for crystal meth?"

So, oh LJ brain of mine. What are some questions she needs to ask this boy?

Comments

[elaby.livejournal.com]

What line follows “Come live with me and be my love...”?

Does it disqualify me if I sing it in kind of a 40's swing sort of way a la Ian McKellen's Richard III?

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

No. But you are disqualified by virtue of being married, and by my own personal circuitry.
For the record, though, the "kind of a 40's swing sort of way a la Ian McKellen's Richard III" thing would actually get you more points.

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

*GIGGLES*

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

Oh you're just gloating.

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

Yeah... maybe... but she's just that amazing!

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

That's awesome. Seeing the majority of my friends in happy couples reminds me of what I truly believe... that happy couples are the way it should be, and therefore it's going to happen for me someday, too.

[elaby.livejournal.com]

XD Yay! Well, I'm happily married, so it's moot anyway, but I thought the RIII thing was kind of funny ^_^

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

Indeed!