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There is a girl here at work who is single and has been out in the wonderful world of first dates.
Each new guy she meets ends up making her add a new question to the list of questions to screen out the ones that just won't work. The one she has been talking to lately (but hasn't met yet) has passed all the questions so far so we are trying to figure out what "the deal breaker" question that she just hasn't thought of yet is.
Some examples of previous deal breakers that have been added are: "Are you hygenically inclined?" and "Have you ever been in prison for crystal meth?"

So, oh LJ brain of mine. What are some questions she needs to ask this boy?

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-04 06:25 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anonymous-greg.livejournal.com
My "deal breaker" question is "Are you a practicing Christian?"

My oldest niece's #2 son is named Christian. Does that get me past the deal breaker question? [innocent smile]

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Date: 2008-03-04 10:50 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boliviafang.livejournal.com
If you and Christian are in a band that rehearses together, you might have an argument for a loophole.

But probably not.

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-04 10:56 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anonymous-greg.livejournal.com
Drat and double drat!

Oh, what the heck...triple drat!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-04 11:13 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anonymous-greg.livejournal.com
Fluch und Doppeltfluch!
Oh, was der Hölle... Dreiergruppe Fluch!


Or, if you prefer:

Vloek en dubbele vloek!
Oh, wat de hel... drievoudige vloek!


Perhaps:

Maledizione e maledizione del doppio!
L'OH, che cosa la maledizione del triple dell'inferno...!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-04 11:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boliviafang.livejournal.com
Gomez! You spoke..... uh... a bunch of stuff...!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-04 11:29 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] anonymous-greg.livejournal.com
I was saving this one for last:

Rien et rien de double !
Ah, diable le rien de triple... !

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-05 12:00 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] boliviafang.livejournal.com
ooh!

(Poor [livejournal.com profile] hellziggy. She leaves her LJ unattended for while and look what happens.)

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-05 05:26 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellziggy.livejournal.com
I really should know better with you lot around! *grin*
It's been a while since I inspired so many comments!

(no subject)

Date: 2008-03-05 05:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hellziggy.livejournal.com
Hey now! The only fur'n language allowed in this here journal is the one I am currently studying: Spanish!

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