What's wrong with him? questions

[hellziggy]

There is a girl here at work who is single and has been out in the wonderful world of first dates.
Each new guy she meets ends up making her add a new question to the list of questions to screen out the ones that just won't work. The one she has been talking to lately (but hasn't met yet) has passed all the questions so far so we are trying to figure out what "the deal breaker" question that she just hasn't thought of yet is.
Some examples of previous deal breakers that have been added are: "Are you hygenically inclined?" and "Have you ever been in prison for crystal meth?"

So, oh LJ brain of mine. What are some questions she needs to ask this boy?

Comments

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

Don't worry, you'd have aced the questions about books and authors!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Actually, the question I thought was the easiest was the filovirus one... Doesn't everyone have freakish amounts of knowledge about Ebola & Marburg? Can't everyone name the strain of Ebola that actually broke out in the U.S.? (Ebola Reston, BTW)

*Looks around*

What?

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

I totally knew it was Ebola Reston.

...

Why is everyone backing away from us?

Hey, we're the ones who know what it is, we can save you! We just need a frying pan and.... oh.. what is it that they burn in the frying pan to kill everything in the building? New question!

p.s. There's a new ebola... or at least one I hadn't heard of: Ebola Ivory Coast (or Ebola Tai)

What?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Ivory Coast/Tai isn't new... 1995. But it was also just a monkey one.
Of course, Zaire & Sudan are just sooooo 70's.

Hey! How come every one is running away from us now instead of just backing away?
I bet kniblet will still hang around with us...

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

I really thought kniblet would jump right on that question. Maybe there are newer, sexier hemorrhagic fevers to discuss.

...okay, figuring out the correct spelling of hemorrhagic was exhausting. I have to go lie down...