Grrrrrr! I hate you all!!!!

[hellziggy]

I hate men today! All men! No exceptions! (Except my adorable nephews, of course.)

And why does the HellZiggy hate all men today?

Because I have cramps and I'm miserable and cranky and men don't get cramps. So I hate you all! I think all men should get kicked in the balls once a month so that they suffer too!!!!

Comments

[gileswench.livejournal.com]

Would it help you to know my beloved has been suffering back and leg pain for over a month now (we bigin to suspect sciatica) and all the doctor would say was 'have a prescription for over-priced Ibuprofin and stop bothering me' or, you know, words to that effect? He's got a gig today, he's keyboard player in the band, and it's going to make him suffer like he's getting kicked in the balls every hour on the hour lugging those keyboards and mic stands and speakers around after a two-hour drive to get to the venue.

(sends virtual pie and actual sympathy)

I spent most of my late adolescence and half my adult life dreaming of performing a home hysterectomy with a rusty chainsaw every month.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Oooh, poor thing! Every hour on the hour is too often.
(sends virtual chocolate and actual sympathy back your way)

I didn't truly appreciate my lack of cramps while on the pill until I went off it and they started again. :(

[davedujour.livejournal.com]

Men get cramps too, just not regularly. But I've had cramps in very, very similar locations that has curled me into a ball on the floor. It just doesn't happen all the time.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

OK. You're off the hook for the monthly kicking then. :)
I've had some Advil & dinner so I'm feeling much better now. Men around me are no longer in danger!

[scubagrrl.livejournal.com]

**hugs** It's my time right now, too.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

How do we manage to stay in synch with you two time zones away?!?
And ugh! That is going to suck for your traveling. But yay for scubagrrl in MN!!!!

[mle292.livejournal.com]

There should be a monthly "ball kicking" day.

It'd have to be a randomly chosen day so that men would not know to hide inside their houses.

You could take pictures of men doubled up and vomiting in order to commemorate ball-kicking-day.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I took some ibuprofen and am feeling better so the men are off the hook for another month...

[arvedui.livejournal.com]

I'd have to vote no on this one. But by the by, if you instituted this, what would you do to people like my sister who has chemically removed herself from the realm of cramps?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Give her an award for being smarter than me? Unfortunately for me the chemical/hormonal removal of cramps tends to be counterproductive to trying to get knocked up. :(

[snowcalla.livejournal.com]

sing it, sister.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Ibuprofen and dinner have me feeling better, but it's still tempting, no?

[jenwolf.livejournal.com]

Yeah, some women don't get cramps either. I don't. All I ever experience is mild discomfort.

Feel free to hate me now ;)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Grrrrrrrrr.
Actually I never got cramps while I was on the pill.

[unopeneddoor.livejournal.com]

Even Eddy Izzard?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

A man in a skirt is still a man!

[southernronin.livejournal.com]

See, but your cramps are our cramps. Because every month you start talking about kicking us in the balls, and nothing sets my nethers to cramping more than that.

It's the cirrrrrcle of liiiiife....

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

LOL! Well I'm feeling better now so y'all are off the hook for another month. :)

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

Take two of my current poll and call me in the morning. You'll feel better.

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

p.s. With all due respect to men, they are whiny enough without anything real to complain about. Wishing cramps on them would only serve to make us all miserable.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

And you know that if men got cramps the world would shut down for a couple days every month!!

[boliviafang.livejournal.com]

ooh. Hard not to vote for that.

[xnosferatux.livejournal.com]

Yesterday I would have laughed. Today, I bitch right along with you. Except I only get mild cramps on the 1st day. The rest is just a pain cause of the squishy feeling. Ack.

note to self . .

[beorcwyn.livejournal.com]

buy a cup.