101 random facts about me, part the 4th

[hellziggy]

Because I know that there's only one reason y'all are on LJ... Me!
The other parts posted can be found here

29. Although I don't speak any foreign languages fluently, I can swear in 3. I can say "shit" and "fuck you" in French, I can say "whore" and "asshole" in Spanish, and I can say "fuck you " in Bosnian.

30. When I commit crimes i have to wear gloves because my fingerprints are on file with the Federal government from back when I had secret clearance.

31. I may be the only person ever to have a yahoo email account that has gotten over 5000 emails and not a single one was spam (except the spam from yahoo themselves...)

32. I don't wear white socks. Ever. I don't have any two pairs of socks that are alike. I only have about 3 or 4 pairs that are solid colors with no pattern.

33. I haven't shampooed my hair in almost 5 years. Before you get too grossed out, I do still use conditioner every day.

34. When doing my families genealogy I discovered that I am descended from Richard, Duke of Normandy through his illegitimate son.

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[suibhne-geilt.livejournal.com]

When deployed to a foreign country, the first things any American soldier learns how to say in the local tongue are the seven words you can't say on TV, "Two beers please"¹, and "How much for your sister".

¹ "Dva pivo, molim!"

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

And how many sisters did you buy?

[suibhne-geilt.livejournal.com]

No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

That many, eh?