a quote from stoney321 that's funny 'cuz it's true

[hellziggy]

This was in a rant about the things wrong with the fic out there in some fandoms:

"Stop...talking about how beautiful cocks are. Because cocks are impressive and ergonomic, but they aren't beautiful. Actually, they're kinda funny looking."

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[caitirin.livejournal.com]

Seconded!!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hmm. Who'd a thought you'd agree? hee hee.

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

I know, TOTALLY unexpected I'm sure!

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Just stopped by to disagree with that quote - I happen to find them quite beautiful. Though I try not to describe them with extremely flowery language when I write, because that's just annoying.

But yeah, I think their beautiful - but then I have issues, being a perv is just one of them.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I really enjoy them and what they can do for me, but I've always thought they were goofy looking. And the description 'impressive and ergonomic' just amused the hell outta me. But people having different opinions is what makes life interesting. *grin*

You're a perv? Whadda ya'know. You learn something new every day!

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

The impressive and ergonomic was pretty damn funny. I once heard a comedian say that a limp penis looked like a freshly hatched baby vulture in a scraggly nest, which is also pretty funny.

And I know you would have never guessed I was a perv.

PS - I plan to post some more RPS this weekend, for any uninterested parties out there.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

1. yes. Stoney never fails to amuse me.

2. I'm not very bright...

3. I'll be sure to let them know

4. Have you seen King Kong yet?

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

No I haven't seen that one yet.

Now being the perv that I am, I'll ask the obvious (or obvious to a perv anyway) question - are we actually talking about the movie here or something naughty?

*taps foot impatiently*

ps - how is your cold? mine is sucking ass as i have no drugs - my ins doesn't go into effect until 01-02-06. i may be dead by then.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Yes, I was actually talking about the movie. There's this one part on Skull Island and there are these monsters that are worm kinda things. As I was watching that part all I could think was "Those things are just like uncircumsised penises, except with teeth" and if you had seen the movie I know you would agree 100%.

My cold is getting better! The codeine cough syrup that I got at about 9:30 yesterday morning? There were 120 ml and the dosing info was 5-10 ml every 6 hours. So, theoretically, it should last at least 72 hours... Um... it was kinda gone in 34 hours. I had about 1/2 yesterday and the other 1/2 today. But the cough is almost gone and more importantly my chest doesn't hurt and I'm coughing less.

You should get a doctor's appointment set for the 2nd so you'll be able to get drugs the minute you have insurance.

Have you been doing the DayQuil/NyQuil thing? If so, did you check the bottles when you purchased them? x-Quil is going to a new 'improved' pseudoephedrine-free formula. In other words they are taking out one of the key ingredients that makes it work! So when ya buy it check to see if it's the old stuff that will work or the new crap that won't.

There will actually be a rant about this in my journal soon because it is because of the crystal meth epidemic, but they can't even make it w/x-Quil. They need the pseudoephedrine in tablet form to make the drugs.

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

I'm still planning to see King Kong, so now I'll probably laugh during that part - which I doubt is supposed to be funny.

I wish I could set an appt for the 2nd, but my company is so slack. That's the first day I'm eligible for coverage, but they won't submit my paperwork until that day. I can't even get the info on which doctors are covered in my area until after they process everything. It's the worst insurance I've ever had - the office visits are like $50, co-pymts on prescriptions are up to $60, I have a $1200 annual deductible, and it costs me like $300 a month - did I mention this plan sucks. I used to work with BellSouth and all of my benefits were free. I paid $10 to go to the Dr., no deductibles and $5 prescriptions. I thought I was unhappy there - ah the stupidity that is me!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Eeek!
Since you're a single mom can you find a sliding-fee based on income kinda clinic instead that would be cheaper? Because yeah, that plan sucks!!

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Unfortunately I earn too much for that. They look at your pre-tax income and don't care what your co would charge you for coverage - their dental, vision and life ins all suck too. I hated the last co I was working for (AIG not BellSouth) so much I would have lived in a ditch and ate grass to get out of there, so I wasn't so careful with shopping for benefits packages. I may have to go job-shopping in the new year just because of that!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

well, speaking of drugs & such...
I think all those chemicals racing through my body have run their course because I am suddenly very SLEEPY. And also kinda weird floaty feeling. Which makes sense considering that when I came home I had caffeine, Ritalin and codeine in my system. I think they have all worn off. Or I've mutated. Not sure which. Gonna go... I'll be sure not to read your RPS when ya put it up.
*hugs*

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Feel better!

At least you don't need to recover in time for the RPS since you have no interest in it as usual. I'm off to bed as well.

*mutually cootie-coated snuggles for you*

[spankspike.livejournal.com]

Forgot to say I had been dosing up on the Nyquil - I didn't know they were changing the formulas. Damn junkies, ruining my cold and flu high!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

We're in the transition of formulas right now, so you've got a 50/50 chance you'll get the good stuff. The new ones have a tiny bit o' orange/white text saying something about it being a 'new pseudoephedrine-free formula.' Also, looking at the active ingredients on the label will tell ya if it's in there.

[dakegra.livejournal.com]

I really enjoy them and what they can do for me, but I've always thought they were goofy looking.

agreed!