I can increase my manhood!

[hellziggy]

Mail correctly identified this as junk mail:

How to Increase Your manhood
Size 3 Inches In Weeks And
Stop Premature Ejaculation


100% Guaranteed to work.

So many things wrong with this...
First, I don't have a penis, so if it did work it would only be 3 inches. What's the point?
Second, no penis therefore I have no problems with premature ejaculation
Third, can they really guarantee it when they are sending this to women?

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[nicepersonality.livejournal.com]

Also, their form is way off -- haiku should be 5-7-5 syllables, not 7-7-9.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Increase Your manhood
Size 3 Inches In Weeks And
Guaranteed to work.

Well if you remove a few words... plus, now no premature ejaculation!