PG-13? Fuck that shit!

[hellziggy]

I know I've done this meme before but it was quite a while ago and I couldn't find my results...

This rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

dead (4x)
fucking (2x)
crack (1x)

It's better than gileswench's original G rating, but nowhere close to felisblanco's NC-17! (And that NC-17 is why anyone I know through the lovely Felis was automatically put on my perv filter...)


*edit*

WTF?!?!?
I ran the test result again after posting this and had gone up to an "R" rating:

but....
his rating was determined based on the presence of the following words:

dead (5x)
fucking (3x)
crack (2x)
drugs (1x)

OK, dead one more time than before...fucking one more time than before...crack one more time than before... Makes sense. But drugs (1x)???? 0.o My one post put up there between the two runs of the test didn't have the word drugs in it!!! Where did that come from???

Comments

[joshuwain.livejournal.com]

*chuckles* I got "PG" ... and that's even with discussions of giant cocks, anger at Conservatives, and all sorts of nasty stuff... :)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Well yeah, why would talking about giant roosters give you worse than a PG? ;)

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Is it possible that the meme is bogus?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

No! It's the internets so it must be true!!!
I think what it must be is that it doesn't go to every entry. So by adding one entry I altered the sites it audited. I believe it's real in that it does really pull the words from your journal because I remember that the last time one of the words I was flagged for was "shoot" even though it was likely to be photography related in my case.

[gileswench.livejournal.com]

It makes no sense. I sat there typing dirty words all day and it wouldn't accept any of them as upping the rating. I'd posted a thirteen chapter orgyfic less than a month before, and that didn't seem to enter into things.

It took all bloody day to get my rating up to NC17, which is a level of wrong I cannot even begin to contemplate.

I AM A FUCKING SMUT QUEEN!! I DO NOT EVER RATE A GODDAMN, BUGGERING G!!!!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hey now, watch that language! You know I don't allow swearing here in my journal!
Please try to refrain from that language that upsets my delicate sensibilities. Also, there will be no mention of sex, porn, or hot gay men having sex. I know a G rated lady such as yourself will understand the need to keep my journal family-friendly...

[gileswench.livejournal.com]

(is utterly unrepentant)

Bollocks to you, lady. I intend to write many more entries about sex, porn, hot gay men having hot gay sex in hot gay ways, orgies, and myriad other objectionable subjects. And if you can't take the heat, baby, stay the fuck out of my kitchen!

(but please come by and visit and enjoy the smut)

[nwhepcat.livejournal.com]

I got PG-13 too. It must have sampled about two random sentences, the ones without "fuck" in them.

I mean, fuckin' A.

[virtualpersonal.livejournal.com]

I got a G! Clearly it was reading someone else's journal when it rated mine...

[elaby.livejournal.com]

I'm just astounded that "dead" makes your rating go up. I mean, god forbid young people be exposed to death! It's not like it happens or anything!

[theatre-nerd.livejournal.com]

hee hee...I said crap!

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

In the kitchen? Damn, that is dirty!

I really hope you bleached the counters after.

[kniblet.livejournal.com]

I got a G: No bad words found.

Probably because my entire journal is now f'locked. And I took vintage porn out of my interests (even though it's really hot).