Cliff-Shag-Marry!

I'm already on campus. I've got an hour before class starts. This can only mean one thing...

It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.


*edit*
Time for me to wander off to class. Feel free to come up with your own groups of three so I have something to look forward to! :)

Home now! Glad to see y'all kept on in my absence. :)

"Look, if you're gonna be popping up with this cryptic wise man act on a regular basis...

"Look, if you're gonna be popping up with this cryptic wise man act on a regular basis, can you at least tell me your name?"

Well, Apple went & did the same thing to me again that they did with Chiana.
I decided to get a new laptop. I specced them out to decide which one to get. Then they went and did one of their upgrades, so it is now a bit better than I thought I was getting!
Yay!
She's been ordered and I should have her within a few weeks.

This is where y'all come in.

I need suggestions for the new computer's name. This is what she will look like:

Science, people. You should study it!

( Cut for spoiler from Sarah Connor Chronicles )