I want this camera lens!

Does anyone feel like spending $1000 on me?
I've got this lens for a week and I soooo desperately want to keep it. But I also have no way to justify buying a lens that costs more than my camera.
I was all bundled and layered today when I headed out to the zoo, and I didn't even get to go see tigers because they closed the Northern Trail because of the weather. :( I ended up doing the Tropics Trail instead.

Cliff, shag or marry

Well, I'm no longer bored at Saturn, but we got so many fun combos for the latest game of cliff, shag or marry.
Feel free to hop on over to let me know how you would choose.

From Heroes: Hiro, Peter, and Horn Rim Glasses guy

Spike, Angel, Xander

Lana Lang, Lois Lane, Chloe Sullivan

From Veronica Mars: Logan, Dick, Wallace

Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison and Carrot Top

The Devil, from Bedazzled (Elizabeth Hurley), Christina Ricci, Drew Barrymore

The Devil from the original Bedazzled, Peter Cook, The Devil from Mr. Frost, Jeff Goldblum, The Devil from Angel Heart, Robert DeNiro

Detroit White-trash rappers: Kid Rock, Uncle Kracker, Eminem

From Torchwood: Jack, Owen and Ianto

From the world of celebrity rehab, Paris Hilton, Lindsay Lohan and Britney Spears