Care & feeding of the HellZiggy

swmbo posted this today:

( How to prepare for a visit from swmbo )

So, without further ado,
How to prepare for a visit from the HellZiggy:

~Like the Swmbo, the HellZiggy also travels with many electonical gadgety things. Must recharge.

~If you don't have any cats you should think about getting some because the HellZiggy will be missing its two cats and will want to pet yours.

~The sleeping area should have a small lamp within reach of the bed because the HellZiggy likes to read before sleeping.

~The HellZiggy will have cameras with it. You must take it to cool places to take pictures.

~The HellZiggy will likely also demand to get to go to the zoo.

~A visit from the HellZiggy will also always include a visit from Moose.

~The HellZiggy does not like mornings. At all.

Care & Feeding of the HellZiggy:

~It likes caffeine, especially when in Diet Mountain Dew form.

~It doesn't like vegetables.

~The HellZiggy knows that mustard is EVIL and will be angry if you try to feed it mustard.

~The HellZiggy does not like beer, but hard cider is a very acceptable alternative.