"Whore" is just another way to say, "I love you."

In lieu of actual content today I bring you Firefly Life Lessons.

From Firefly I have learned:

+ If someone tries to kill you, you try to kill 'em right back.
+ To rob from the rich, and sell to the poor.
+ There's some things not to be mistaken for suggestions.
+ I can wear my pretty floral bonnet and still end someone.
+ To be respectful of other cultues; some people juggle geese, and that's OK with me.
+ Tearing the clothes off your spouse is work, work, work. But hey, someone's gotta do it.
+ That a stegosaurus and a T-Rex can never be friends.
+ Betrayal is sudden, but inevitable.
+ To swear in Chinese.
+ Nothin' buys bygones quicker than cash.
+ That nothin' into nothin'... carry the nothin'... is nothin'.
+ There's nothin' more deceivin' than a low-down dirty... deceiver.
+ When you and your crew arrive in the nick of time, that makes you "big damn heroes."
+ Not to ask for change when paying ransom on my friends.
+ That "sanguine" means both hopeful and bloody.
+ Never stop and ask a Reaver for directions.
+ Some technical terms need to be worded in "Captain Dummy Talk."
+ Sometimes a thing gets broke and can't be fixed.
+ Eating strawberries can be very erotic.
+ How to interrogate a buffet table.
+ Sometimes the voices in your head are right.
+ We are all dreaming.
+ No power in the 'verse can stop me.
+ Ironic humor can be lost on someone with a crush on you.
+ Telling a doctor his patient died, when it isn't true, is hi-larious.
+ "Companion" can be used as a verb.
+ "Whore" is just another way to say, "I love you."
+ You don't fix faith, it fixes you.
+ There is a "special level of hell" reserved for child molesters, and people who talk at the theater.
+ The bible is specific when it comes to killing, but a mite fuzzy on the subject of kneecaps.
+ Even at the corner of "no" and "where," you are rarely as alone as you think you are.
+ If I'm still flyin', it's enough.
+ How you get there is the worthier part.
+ Doing the impossible makes us mighty.
+ There's good people in the 'verse. Not many, Lord knows, but you only need a few.

I stole this from silentemotion who stole it from someone who stole it from http://home.att.net/~the11thhour/FFLL-Poster-lrg.jpg

That is all. I'm going back to work now.

Who are you married to?

trollprincess poses the question:
With all the Katie-Holmes-is-pregnant stuff, I've seen a few people mention that she had his picture on her wall in high school and dreamed of marrying him, and now she is. So here's my question -- if you were in the same situation of being married to the person whose pictures took up the most space on your walls in high school, who would you be marrying or married to right now?


I'd be married to Duran Duran's John Taylor, and Dukes Of Hazzard era John Schneider. How bout you?

Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff...

Of course Ebert over here don't give a shit about that stuff cause he's all in love with this John Hughes guy and rents every one of his movies. Fucking "Breakfast Club"

Yesterday hellbob & I went to see Wallace & Gromit and tonight we went to Waiting...

Both movies get two thumbs up from the HellHouse! Lots of funny funny moments.
The worst part about Waiting was the annoying chick sitting next to us. She was one of those annoying comments through the movie kinda people. A lot of "Hell yeah" and "Oh, hell no" and "Oh no he di'int" Luckily the movie was funny enough we could mostly ignore her.