When bacon attacks...

Jimmy Kimmel tried to kill me. I was eating some French toast (is it still Freedom toast? Or can things be French again?) and bacon, when something Jimmy said made me laugh. Unfortunately this led to inhaling bacon. I could still breath through my nose but my throat was totally blocked. I whacked hellbob's arm and did the universal "I'm choking" horking noise, and scared him to death. He attempted the Heimlich, but it didn't work. I eventually either breathed the bacon into my lungs, or swallowed it. I'm not sure which. All I know is I can once again breath through both my nose and my mouth and that is a good thing. Although there is still that lingering possibility that I have a piece of bacon in my lungs...
It was a very surreal slow motion kinda thing. Oddly, I wasn't scared. Probably because I could breathe, and because I knew that hellbob would save me. I would say that I'm never eating bacon again... Yeah right! That'll happen