"What's that sulfur smell coming from the egg bin? Ah it must mean the eggs have ripened. Wait a min

[hellziggy]

I came home to the most hideous smell tonight.
Hellbob failed his Boil Eggs roll.
He forgot about them or something, the water all boiled away and the eggs burned then exploded. Just imagine what you think that would smell like and then multiply it by about 10 because you're not even close!
This sounds like something chebutykin would manage to do!