Amuse me

[hellziggy]

I am home. I am caught up on sleep. Now y'all must amuse me!

It's time for another game of Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Angels...

Angel (from Buffy, etc)
Bartleby (from Dogma)
Gabriel (from Constantine, not my cat!)

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

Ok if these then. I'd shag Bartleby, Marry Angel, and Throw Gabriel of a fucking cliff. She was a bitch. LOL

Ok your turn

Constantine (in the movie of the same name)
Spike (heeeellllooo!!!)
Harrison Ford

Can we call me random...LOL.

[genevra.livejournal.com]

Easy...

cliff - Gabriel
shag - Bartleby (hot!)
marry - Angel (sweet guy... just don't make him too happy)

Oh, wait... Bartleby doesn't have the right parts... Well, we'd have to go pick up some "accessories" from Sex World first, I guess!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

And my answers are...

Cliff: Gabriel. S/He won't die because of the wings and is also the least hot of the three.
Shag: Angel. You can only do it once because he'll go evil and you'll have to kill him
Marry: Bartleby. He's pretty, and he's not shaggable since the angels in that movie have no 'parts'

[(Anonymous)]

Shag-Barleby
Marry-Angel
Throw off a cliff-Gabriel (I haven't seen Constantine)

[gingerpook.livejournal.com]

Well, It'd have to be a civil ceremony, I'll marry Angel.
I don't think I'd be able to boink Bartleby more than once, so Shag it is.
Cliff Gabriel, so she's so not my taste.

So... Dogma!

Bethany - (Linda Fiorentino)
Serendipity - (Salma Hayek)
God - (Alanis Morissette)

[camel0t.livejournal.com]

Who was Bartleby again?

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

Ok so who am I picking from? LOL

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

There always has to be an evil one...

Ozzy Osbourne
Kelly Osbourne
Jack Osbourne

[cathain-magi.livejournal.com]

I'd um shag Kelly, Marry Ozzy, and throw Jack of the cliff. hehe

[genevra.livejournal.com]

Can't I just cliff 'em all??

[lucky13charm.livejournal.com]

This one is scary and very evil....

[camel0t.livejournal.com]

Shag Ozzy
toss his kids!

[caitirin.livejournal.com]

I have to try this one out.

Inara (Firefly)
Kaylee (Firefly)
Zoe (also Firefly)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

I choose.... orgy!
Seriously? You really expect me to be able to cliff one? You are an evil evil wench.

Under protest, and it will be a very small survivable cliff: Inara. I didn't wanna do it but someone has to go.
Shag: Zoe. I think that woman could rock anyone's world
Marry: Kaylee. That was the easiest choice, because really, who wouldn't want Kaylee around?


Now you have to 'switch sides' for the Firefly men:
Malcom Reynolds
Jayne Cobb
Hoban Washburne

[freyjakj.livejournal.com]

Shag Inara
Marry Kaylee
Throw Zoe off a cliff...she'd climb back up, anyway
^_^

[camel0t.livejournal.com]

Shag Zoe
Marry Kaylee
Cliff Inara (Too effing pretty!!!) Can I shag her though before pushing her perky tits off the cliff?

I love making up the questions for this game, answering... not so much.

[mle292.livejournal.com]

Okay, last time we played this game, I put up three serial killers. This time it's three incarnations of John Travolta.

1. Terl from Battlefield Earth
2. Vincent Vega from Pulp Fiction
3. Vinnie Barbarino from Welcome Back Kotter

Re: I love making up the questions for this game, answering... not so much.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Damn. You are evil.

Cliff is easy: All things Battlefield Earth must be destroyed. Bye bye Terl!
Shag: Vincent Vega. With lots of protection because who knows what those needles picked up
Marry: Vinnie Barbarino. I don't remember the show that well so I'm picturing him as an adorable yet geeky teenager.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Time to return to my teenage years...

21 Jump Street

Officer Tom Hanson (Johnny Depp's character)
Officer Doug Penhall (Peter DeLuise's character)
Officer Harry Truman Ioki (Dustin Nguyen's character)

[nextian-cutie.livejournal.com]

Cliff Ioki...never liked him much. I remember him as a little bit whiny.
Shag Hanson. Face it, Johnny Depp in any incarnation is shagworthy.
Marry Penhall. Those DeLuise boys are just adorable. And there's the humor part too.

[camel0t.livejournal.com]

Cliff harry
Marry Doug
Shag over and over again Tom :)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Seems to be a consensus on this one...
Cliff Harry
Shag Tom (a lot!)
Marry Doug

[nextian-cutie.livejournal.com]

Okay, again with Dogma...

Jay
Silent Bob
Rufus

[(Anonymous)]

Cliff Jay... that's the easy one.

Shag Silent bob I guess... I'd need to marry someone I could have a conversation with, That leaves Rufus to marry o.O

House, MD

[jenwolf.livejournal.com]

Okay, let's play Doctor.

Dr Greg House (Hugh Laurie)
Dr Eric Foreman (Omar Epps)
Dr Robert Chase (Jesse Spencer)

or

Dr Allison Cameron (Jennifer Morrison)
Dr Lisa Cuddy (Linda Edelstein)
Atty Stacey Warner (Sela Ward)

Re: House, MD

[jenwolf.livejournal.com]

Cliff- House. I like him, but he's a jerk and can be damn annoying.
Shag- Chase. Cute Aussie, how could I resist? But he comes off as cold and shallow.
Marry- Foreman. He's probably the most dependable of the three.

Cliff- Stacey. Just because.
Shag- Cameron. She's cute and sweet, but way too much emotional baggage.
Marry- Cuddy. She's a practical woman, and would probably make a good partner.