Amuse me minions!

[hellziggy]

I'm at Saturn getting the oil changed, there's free wireless, and I'm bored. This can only mean one thing...

It's time to play Cliff, Shag, or Marry!

You start with three names (either characters, or real people) and you have to decide which of the three you will throw off a cliff, which you will get to shag just one time, and which you will marry. Sometimes it's a tough decision because you don't want to throw any off a cliff, or because you want to throw them all off a cliff. Also, this is not a Republican run world in this game so you can marry someone of the same gender.

I'll throw some out there in comments, feel free to reply with your answer to the threesome in the comment thread. Also feel free to throw out your own threesome in a new comment thread.

*edit*
I'm off to Perkins now for dinner so I'll be gone for a bit. Feel free to keep playing while I'm gone and I'll catch up when I get back. :)

And now I'm back!

Comments

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

We'll start with a super easy one.

From Heroes: Hiro, Peter, and Horn Rim Glasses guy

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

And a Smallville one:

Lana Lang, Lois Lane, Chloe Sullivan.

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

We're not scabby minions, though, right?

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Ohhh, man....this one's tough! I mean, there have been times when I would have thrown each one of them off a cliff!

And I would totally shag Lois and Lana. And maybe Chloe.

Do we get to shag the one we throw off the cliff right before we throw her off the cliff? If so, that would make this a whole lot easier! ;^)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Nope. HellMinions are not scabby minions. :)

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Mr. Bennett (aka HRG), shag - Peter, marry - Hiro (YAY!)

Spike, Angel, Xander

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

So easy. Cliff the stupid HRG, shag Peter because he's relatively cute but would probably annoy me after a while, and marry Hiro. We loves Hiro.

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Cliff - Lana (sorry doll), Shag - Lois, Marry - Chloe (I love her. :))

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Good. 'Cause I wasn't planning on cleaning up your house before mombo visits swmbo.

What?

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

YAY! I agree. *beams at you*

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Nope. No shagging before throwing. And you only get the one shag with the one you shag.

I am sooo cliffing Lana. I'm thinking one shag w/Lois because she's probably good at it, but I wouldn't want to keep her around. And totally marry Chloe because she's cute and smart.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

We don't have any knife wielding cats at our house either...

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Okay.

See.

Lois -- totally, totally shaggable, but can be annoying as hell.

Lana -- always had a crush on her, so yes on the shaggable -- but can be annoying, as well.

Chloe -- well, I wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers, but just the same, she can be kind of annoying at times....

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Still working this one out....

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Ack!
I can't just shag all three together repeatedly????
You are an evol bitch, woman. Therefore you also have to make this tough decision!

I will cliff Angel off a very small cliff that would kill a human but he might survive because he's a vamp.
I will shag Xander (and possibly have my husband Spike join us).
I will marry Spike because than I can keep him forever and ever and shag him as often as I want!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Yes. We is smart!

[anonymous-greg.livejournal.com]

Nooo, just mutant enemy cats, apparently!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Strange things happen to a cat when you get her wet...

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

I AM THE EVOL! Heheh.

Okay, I do love all three, but I was curious. :)

I too would cliff Angel, he is beautiful and broods beautifully but a tiny cliff sounds okay. eep.

I would shag Spike, and shag him again and again. rinse, repeat. He is hot but I don't think I would like talking to him. hrm.

And I would marry Xander, I adored him from my first glimpse of him on the skateboard. Dork extraordinaire, clueless, really hot (I might watch Pangs often just for wifebeater Xander. Yum.), and although he can be a dolt about relationships. I don't care. We could geek out together.

I like this game. I will start a new thread with my next EVOL trio. *g*

[allegraconbrio.livejournal.com]

Hokay! From Veronica Mars: Logan, Dick, Wallace (oh that one is so easy for me. SO EASY)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hey Dick, see that cliff over there? No, not that one. The reeeeeaaaaaallllyyyy tall one next to it. Why don't you just go take a peek over the edge. I won't push you, really I won't...

Wallace, I love you. You're adorable, but I think you would annoy me over time so I'll let you rock my world just this once and then back to being friends.

Logan, you can be an ass at times, but you are an adorable ass. Besides, you have money so at least if you pissed me off I would still be financially secure as your wife.

[theseamster.livejournal.com]

Adam Sandler, Sam Kinison and Carrot Top

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hmmm....

Cliff Sam Kinison cuz he's dead.
Shag Carrot Top because he is in really great shape and we can turn the lights off so I don't have to see that ugly orange hair or creepy looking face.
Marry Adam Sandler cuz he's not dead or a freak with orange hair.

[unopeneddoor.livejournal.com]

The Devil, from Bedazzled (Elizabeth Hurley, btw) (ooo, SCARY!)
Christina Ricci
Drew Barrymore

[unopeneddoor.livejournal.com]

Well, I don't watch TV so this things is difficult. Umm . . .
Cliffing Lana, just 'cause I googled her and didn't find her character interesting. Wow, I'm fickle. "You! Entertain me now or DIE!"

Shag Lois, 'Cause I don't think I could marry someone who's totally fooled by someone putting on glasses as a disguise. Although she's a close second for cliffing, to improve the gene pool.

Marry Chloe. After reading her profile on Wiki she seems the smartest and most interesting of the bunch.

[kajicarter.livejournal.com]

The Devil from the original Bedazzled, Peter Cook
The Devil from Mr. Frost, Jeff Goldblum
The Devil from Angel Heart, Robert DeNiro