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[hellziggy]

A couple pictures I took at work on Friday:

Raccoon tracks







"Faster, honey, faster!"
"I can't go any faster. I'm a god-damn turtle!"

And now y'all know that snapping turtles make baby snapping turtles missionary style rather than doggie style.

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[mle292.livejournal.com]

There is a comedy radio short that was played on Doctor Demento in the 80's - a version of Mr. Wizard.

Timmy: "Wull, I gotta question Mr. Wizard. How do turtles do it?"
*Sound of Mr. Wizard smacking Timmy*
Mr. Wizard: "Look here Timmy! This is Science, not a Bruohaha!"
Timmy: "What's a Brouhaha?"

Now, I must find it. I have it on casette tape.

[realsarah.livejournal.com]

Actually, I believe that that is two males battling it out for the right to have sex.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Really? Slowest battle ever!
They were hardly moving. They'd been at it for a couple hours and they were just kind of floating there rocking from side to side...