There was a murder attempt on me!

[hellziggy]

Look at this sweet, innocent, harmless little puddy tat:



Lies! He's not sweet & innocent!

He tried to MURDER me on Tuesday!!!

Tuesday morning I finished my shower and walked out of the bathroom. One step into the hallway and next thing I knew I was flat on my back. Gabriel had puked in the hallway right in front of the bathroom door! I banged my knee pretty bad, and I've been kind of achy, but I didn't hit my head or anything.

But, at least when your day starts with you flat on your ass, naked, and covered in cat puke, you know your day can only get better. :)

Comments

[whimsywinx.livejournal.com]

EWWWW! I'm glad you're mostly OK, though.

[vorrant.livejournal.com]

I've known for years that little fucker was a furry form of death. Glad you escaped.

[nwhepcat.livejournal.com]

Ack! That happened to Hepmom once when she went in to check on Wee Hepbro when he was sick in the night. (She added her own puke to the whole thing.) Glad you weren't banged up worse!

[nextian-cutie.livejournal.com]

Cats really are just minions of Satan. Or maybe they just play one on TV. If it's just acting, it's convincing!

Glad you're okay. My cats have done similar evil things to me.
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[lexinatrix.livejournal.com]

He's a Siamese. Siamese are evil.

They're the only breed of cat that tried to claw my eyes out when I worked at the vet clinic. Never failed: a Siamese in the cage... better get the falconry gloves for the little bastard.

The dog equivalent is the miniature Schnauzer. Jerks of the dog-world, they are.

[pseudovillain.livejournal.com]

HAHHAAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!

Memphis' twinner!!!

Damn cat!

[freyjakj.livejournal.com]

But, at least when your day starts with you flat on your ass, naked, and covered in cat puke, you know your day can only get better. :)

How true!!!

[scubagrrl.livejournal.com]

Yeah, I'll agree with that. Is it bad of me that I kind of giggled a little bit at the mental picture? :) Our critters aren't allowed in the bedroom, and the hall is carpeted, so I'm at least dressed and shod when I slip in cat (or more likely dog) puke and fall on my butt.