Hellbob?

[hellziggy]

Does anyone know where I can find a hellbob? I got home from work about an hour and a half ago and he wasn't home. He's still not here.

Yes, I could go grab a phone and call his cell, but now that my computer doesn't have wireless I'm all snuggled in to the chair in the back room and I don't wanna get up!

Besides, you can find anything on the interweb tubes. So, internet, where is my husband???

*edit*

I called his cell phone and it went straight to voice mail. hellbob has now been lost for 2.5 hours. This makes me sad.

Comments

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

He's clearly been delayed buying you your favorite flowers! *hugs*

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Delayed? He didn't go to work today!!!

[tx-cronopio.livejournal.com]

Even more logical! He had to leave teh house to find them!

[suibhne-geilt.livejournal.com]

Well, there were these ninjas, you see, and they took over the MPR offices. Long story short, hellbob got called in to sort the situation out.

He says, "You all got two minutes to clear on out of there, or I'm going in. And if I have to go in, I'm going to kill every last one of you mofos."

They said, "Suicide squad, y0! Bring it on, bitch!"

And, well, you know how radio station offices are. Lots of places for ninjas to hide. Gotta go room to room...

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Nope, that can't be it, he didn't take any of the swords!

[suibhne-geilt.livejournal.com]

Didn't need 'em. I mean, these are ninjas he's fighting, not Chuck Norris.