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hellziggy ([personal profile] hellziggy) wrote2005-12-05 11:17 pm
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Dear Santa...

Dear Santa,

This year I've been busy!

Last Saturday I gave [livejournal.com profile] gingerpook a kidney (1000 points). In March I gave [livejournal.com profile] notmonochrome a wet willie, then I took it back (-5 points). In August [livejournal.com profile] zerbie and I donated clothes to the needy (11 points). Last Thursday I bought porn for [livejournal.com profile] spaceagetiki (10 points). In April I pulled over and changed [livejournal.com profile] girlmacbeth's flat tire (15 points).

Overall, I've been nice (1031 points). For Christmas I deserve a Lego set!

Sincerely,
hellziggy

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Well, everyone is doing this one, and I wasn't planning on putting it up, but when I saw what it randomly chose I just had to... Apparently I am lying to Santa and telling him that I am the one that gave [livejournal.com profile] gingerpook her new kidney this year! I was just amused that of everyone on my friends list the randomness actually picked the one person who really did receive a new kidney as the imaginary recipient of one of mine. Of course I would never give [livejournal.com profile] gingerpook one of my kidneys... But that's only because my blood type is B+ and hers is A+, so it wouldn't work anyway.
Also, it tried to give me negative points for buying porn. I disagreed so I made it positive points!

[identity profile] higlearn.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 06:53 am (UTC)(link)
Mine had the kidney donated to "wodctdsb" which is another of my journals, so I would have given myself a kidney. Ha.

[identity profile] hellziggy.livejournal.com 2005-12-06 07:03 am (UTC)(link)
At least you know it would have been a tissue match! :)

[identity profile] gingerpook.livejournal.com 2005-12-08 02:29 am (UTC)(link)
You know, claiming that my kidney was YOURS might irritate [livejournal.com profile] jokerraver. Can I have YOURS the next time this happens? 8 )