Not so yummy...

[hellziggy]

Gotta love Microsoft products... If you type "prosciutto" into word the spell check suggestion is "prostitute." That wouldn't be so bad if some people didn't automatically accept Microsoft's suggestions without reading them!

Sliced prostitute anyone?

Comments

[kajicarter.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. Sliced prostitute or dried salami. I guess that just shows what the life will do to you. When she started out, the next best alternative was fresh pork!

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

Hmmm... Someone's a member of the bad_sex community.

[genevra.livejournal.com]

Or mock_the_stupid!

[gingerpook.livejournal.com]

Sliced prostitute anyone?

Do you have Jack the Ripper over for brunch often?

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

I'm so dumb. That's where I saw it.

[yaaren.livejournal.com]

That's not regular MS Word. You must have accidentally installed the Grand Theft Auto patch.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

LOL! What about Italian sausage? :)

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

metaquotes
:)
But now we know you're a member of bad_sex...

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Nope. metaquotes. But the metaquote was from mock the stupid and I was going to put the credits of where I found it but I was very tired when I posted. I'll edit it later...

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

No, too hard to schedule what with work and all. We usually invite him for dinner instead. :)

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

True. You should check it out. It's funny as hell.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

LOL! Microsoft Word now sold with a Mature rating!
When I first saw this I couldn't believe it was true until I tried it myself. It becomes a whore in both the Word on my Mac and here on the PC at work. Of course, there may be newer versions of Word that it's been changed in...

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Maybe later when I'm not at work...
How close is Milwaukee to the WI Dells?

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

Close enough that we (me and genpyris) are planning to visit you in the Dells on the 28th. We're still figuring out if we're going to just go up for the day or rent a room and stay the night as well.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

We have a two bedroom condo that sleeps 6 - you don't have to rent a room as long as you promise that you aren't scary serial killers! :)
We also have friends in Madison that we need to see, but have no definite plans with them yet. They can't stay over because they have a dog to take care of. But we're not heading home until Monday, so we can drive to Madison Sunday night too, or possibly Friday.

[kajicarter.livejournal.com]

Well, I suppose it doesn't specify male or female....

Another spell checker error

[davidkingsley.livejournal.com]

In June 1997's DM Review, there is a box at the end of a monthly column:

Correction: In the April column, "yummy" should have been "yymmdd".

[raven-arani.livejournal.com]

Wow. That would be awesome. And I promise we aren't scary serial killers. We're pretty non-scary serial killers. Let me know what your plans are when you have them set so we don't infringe upon them too much. He and I can do our own thing and meet up when you and Rick are available.