"I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse."

[hellziggy]

"I repeat, this is not a drill. This is the apocalypse. Please exit the hospital in an orderly fashion. Thank you."

I think this may just be one of the signs of the apocalypse...
I was folding laundry and I didn't have any extra socks. They all matched up. it's just not normal...

Comments

[scubagrrl.livejournal.com]

You're right. That's very not normal. The dryer is required to eat one of every pair. Wait, do you have an even number of pairs of socks? Maybe it made a mistake.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

No, they all very definitely match. Remember, I own no white socks, and no two pairs are alike. Each & every sock matches. Weird, eh?

[dakegra.livejournal.com]

have you counted your feet? Perhaps you've an extra one, as compensation?

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Nope, still have three of them, just like always. :)

[gingerpook.livejournal.com]

I think the sock-sucker is broken. I know it's covered in the warranty, but don't tell the company. I think when it doesn't get the monthly report from the unit, it will kill the dryer by remote.

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Hmmm. I shall have to feed it some of hellbob's socks. He just buys boring white ones that are all the same anyway so he'll never even notice!

[hazeldean.livejournal.com]

Next you're going to tell us that all of your teaspoons have reappeared and you don't have excessive numbers of wire coathangers. There is a theory that in the days before the apocalypse all teaspoons will disappear and magically transform themselves into wire coathangers or shopping trolleys. If you notice an increase in the number of wire coathangers in your closet or if you see herds of shopping trolleys, beware!! The end may, most definitely, be nigh!!

[hellziggy.livejournal.com]

Well if it is the apocalypse, I'm gonna go to LA where a certain yummy blond vampire will be fighting the monsters. *grin*