I heard this phrase today and just loved it...

[hellziggy]

From a listener on the Weezy & the Swish podcast: "I'm as calm as a basket full of valium-soaked kittens."

And on one of the Keith and the Girl podcasts, one of their friends who was on that day: "I don't think they make Twinkies anymore. It's all backstock."

Hooray for technology! Podcasts make work better!!